Feudal Patriarch vs. Idiot Laozi|Shape difference
Jon was born in a welfare institution, and his poor life did not make him a self-improving little white flower. Instead, he was blinded by the wealth and wealth after moving to the big city.
He took out his wallet and signed up for a class.
[Three sentences will make you empty a man's wallet]
Jon looked at his empty wallet and felt that the training class was still capable.
He took notes and studied seriously and vowed to become the hardest working Laozi.
At the end of the course, the instructor was very satisfied with him and patted him on the shoulder and said he could start teaching.
That night, Jon took the address given by his mentor and went to the largest nightclub in the area.
As soon as he entered the door, he encountered a group fight and was hit on the head by a flying beer bottle, causing him to faint.
When I woke up, I came to London in the 19th century.
He traveled through time.
Good news, this body has a father, a mother, and brothers and sisters.
The family warmth that Jon was missing was found!
The bad news is that the family is crowded in a slum, with windows leaking and roof leaking, and their life is worse than in the orphanage.
Jon squatted and washed the dishes for several days, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
He decided to go back to his old business!
Revitalize the banner of Laozi! !
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Auston had just come out of the tavern and was unexpectedly knocked into his arms. With a stern look on his face, he lifted up the little mouse that had crashed into his arms.
The young man was very thin, holding a wine bottle in his arms. His small face was only the size of a palm, but it was fair and fair. His eyelashes were very long and blinked, making his eyes look wet.
He said awkwardly, "Sir, I'm drunk."
Auston raised his eyebrows and said slowly, "So, what do you want."
Jon boldly suggested, "Can I come stay at your house for a night?"
The man's eyes were dark, he looked up and down, and raised the corners of his lips.
"Of course."
Jon thought he had "successfully landed", but little did he know that he had become the prey of a ferocious beast.
He lived in a beautiful castle, could wear lambskin boots, could eat white bread with honey, and could throw gold coins as toys.
The only thing you have to pay for is a round butt.
Jon was so pleased with himself that when he made enough money, he planned to throw it away and leave. Taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind, he packed up the small package and fled.
That night, the main hall of the castle.
The man sat lazily on the velvet chair, holding his forehead with one hand and resting the other on the armrest. A length of black cowhide leather belt hung down.
He looked casually at the young man who was still confident after being caught.
Auston smiled.
"Baby, you are really naughty. Maybe you need a lesson to wake up."
Jon spent a night of tears and was rewarded with an ass that was ripe inside and out.
What to do? !
At that time, the instructor only taught me how to empty my wallet, but did not tell me how to run away after emptying my wallet! !
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Intention: Love has infinite possibilities