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My spacecraft was intercepted and I escaped by chance, but fell to the earth and was picked up by a strange man.
He said he was my husband.
While I was recovering from my injuries, I secretly recorded this strange planet.
Gradually, I began to like everything here.
A huge thought grew in my heart.
——I will attack the earth and make this my main star.
②
Things were not going well.
The man who called himself my husband kept a very tight watch on me.
He actually didn't allow me to eat ice cream!
As a federal colonel, I am subjected to such humiliation!
Waiting for the day when I conquer the earth!
I want him to kneel down and watch me eat ice cream! !
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Bo Xiu caught the little mouse secretly rummaging through the refrigerator with an expressionless face.
Such a short memory.
I just ate something cold yesterday and my stomach hurt.
Too lazy to talk to him, Bai Xiu carried the man on his shoulders and walked to the bedroom, but Jiang Yuan was still there, yelling and saying that he was going to attack the earth and that he would not let him go.
Bai Xiu sneered, raised his hand and patted his butt.
"First see if I will let you go tonight."
Two months ago, Jiang Yuan had a car accident and injured his brain. He was originally a science fiction writer, but because of his confused memory, he thought he was an alien when he woke up, and shouted about attacking the earth every day.
Throwing the little alien on the bed, Boxiu slowly pulled his tie and unbuttoned his shirt, and looked at him condescendingly, "What did you say your name was last time? Oh, Colonel Drester, please stick your butt up. I'm going to start treating you."
…
The young man wrapped himself in the quilt, revealing a furry head and a flushed face.
She looks good everywhere, soft and soft, but her mouth is too strong, even if it's swollen from kissing, she can't say a nice word.
Bai Xiu had just helped him take a bath and brought him a glass of honey water. He had done it too hard just now and was afraid that he would be angry. He was about to coax him a few words when he heard him yelling desperately.
"I don't feel anything at all. People on Earth are just weak. Just wait for me -"
The next words were kissed by Bai Xiu.
A little alien with a short memory.
Then do it again.
③
The plan to attack the earth is temporarily put on hold.
It's not that my willpower is weak, it's that the people on this earth are too insidious and cunning.
Treat me with sugar-coated bullets during the day, and treat me with sticks at night.
But I will not give up, I will continue to lurk...
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"Yuanyuan! The cake is baked."
Hearing Bai Xiu's voice, Jiang Yuan hurriedly hid his diary and ran out in furry slippers.
"Bo Xiu, I want to add more jam."
"No, eat less sweets."
"Husband, please——"
…
"Okay."
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There is no element of traveling through books, it is just memory confusion, which will be cured later.
Two people playing cookies, the plot is useless.
Sc. He
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Intention: Work hard to move forward