Cyberpunk Ghost, but Magneto's Kid

I’m five years old. My name is Coris, and I’m an NPC in a horror game who has become self-aware.

My job every day is to hide from cultists chasing me during the day, get tied to a cross and served up as a barbecue dinner at night, and transform into the final boss to take revenge at midnight.

I don’t get paid a single cent.

But I have to show up for work every day.

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Until one day

A man wearing a metal helmet and able to control magnets broke into the town.

At that point, the story had just reached the part where they were preparing to burn me at the stake.

Magneto looked at me with tender concern. Tears glimmered in his beautiful gray-green eyes as he held out a trembling hand and rasped:

“Child, come away with me.”

What had he misunderstood?

I hesitated for a moment, then reached out with my cold hand and placed it in his broad palm.

That’s right.

I decided to skip work and run away!

Hi, wonderful world.

As a cyber ghost, I’m essentially an AI from the future. Here I come, hehehe!

Magneto, leader of the mutant extremists.

He was stubborn and powerful, but at this moment, he was simply a pitiable father who had lost his lover and daughter and was trapped in endless pain and loneliness.

Until the day he saved a child named Coris.

The boy was obedient and well-behaved. They got along perfectly, except that he was a little too clingy and adorable.

“Dad! Play ball with me!”

“Dad! Take me to school. I’m scared to go alone~”

“Dad! Can you move your terrorist attack from Sunday to another day? The kindergarten has a parents’ day!”

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Sonic! Attack! On! The! Ears!

Magneto: “…”

Under the child’s expectant gaze, he had no choice but to cancel his villainous activities. Countless times, he thought about stealing money from his old friend to raise the kid, but could only complain about how hard it was to look after a child while obediently letting the kid boss him around.

No one can resist Coris.

Because he is Magneto’s child, family who will never be separated from him.

Magneto once swore to himself that he would shelter and protect Coris until

“Shut up!”

Batman cut him off coldly.

“Is that why your kid breaks into the Batcave three hundred times a day and sings into Batman’s comms?”

Magneto: “…”

It must be a misunderstanding.

His Coris is very well-behaved. When there’s danger, all he does is cling to Magneto’s face and helplessly call him Dad.

How could he

“He also made Stark’s butler crash, turned Ultron into a little biscuit, and sent the invading alien ship right back the way it came...”

Bats narrowed his eyes. “The evidence is right here. Still want to deny it?”

Magneto, the junk collector: “…”

Coris!

Just you wait until we get home, you little brat!

The imposing Magneto grudgingly changed his story. “Oh, sorry. Coris is adopted.”

“If you want money, ask Professor X. I just checked the DNA. He’s Coris’s real dad.”

Bats: ??

All the superheroes: Holy crap, this is some huge gossip!

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