[A work to adjust your mood~ Please open more in advance]
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Li Xingyu has been proud of too many things in his life, and his butt is one of them.
He has never been disturbed by constipation in his whole life. Every time he goes to the toilet, he feels empty and empty.
His mind was so happy that he firmly believed that no one around him had ever experienced this kind of feeling like ascending to immortality.
As the saying goes, when human beings talk about the three urgent needs, they become so cruel that they forget their feelings and die! Li Xingyu deeply agreed.
Besides, his butt is of standard and beautiful shape that the anorectal doctor has praised highly.
Li Xingyu is extremely proud!
2
Li Xingyu recently met a good buddy named Wu Zhao, who is handsome and rich. He wanted to hug Wu Zhao and call him brother-in-law.
Wu Zhao looked down on him, and Li Xingyu thought it was normal. If a rich guy was so easy to get close to, how could he get so much money out of it?
But Li Xingyu believed that as long as he persisted, he would definitely be able to get three melons and two dates from Wu Zhao's hand.
3
Although Wu Zhao always said something he didn't understand, Li Xingyu patted him on the shoulder every time and just said yes.
One day, when Wu Zhao said some strange words that shocked the world, Li Xingyu couldn't bear it any longer, "What the hell, brother, what are you mumbling about?"
As he was making jokes, he covered his butt and planned to run away, and said in his heart: Damn, Li Xingyu was so scared. He just wanted to get something from Wu Zhao, but he never thought of stabbing this damn homosexual!
His perfect ass!
Wu Zhao had an expressionless face: The name is too unlucky. I shouldn't be called Wu Zhao, I should be called Youzhao.
[1. Stinky money-grubbing straight man × gay man who can't hold back his shit
2. Suffering means grabbing men, sc.
3. The author's work is a work of madness. It feels so lonely to write code, so I feel comfortable writing it.
Screenshot taken on 2025.4.27
Intention: This hateful straight man
