[Gintama] A Beagle Runs Amok at the Yorozuya

So what if the romance is a steaming pile of crap? I'll just write a protagonist who loves eating crap.

A scatological story.

Started writing on May 5.

1.

One day, the Yorozuya got a beagle.

A real beagle.

It couldn't talk or turn into a person. It was just a cute, ordinary little beagle.

2.

Everyone was afraid of beagles, and the Yorozuya was no exception.

It pooped on Sakata Gintoki's bed, put something even worse than vegetables in Kagura's food, and ran around with the real Shimura Shinpachi clamped in its mouth.

What? You think Sadaharu definitely wouldn't be afraid of it?

Wrong.

Sadaharu was absolutely terrified.

Because the little beagle chased him around, trying to bite his butt.

But the Yorozuya spoiled the little beagle rotten. At least, that's what MADAO thought.

MADAO: (sighing) Gintoki really spoils that dog. He says he's broke, but he even prepared an unfinished house for the little beagle.

Gintoki: (furious) Who told you I prepared that for it?! It chewed it out!

3.

Suffering is the cradle of literature.

After going through no small amount of suffering, Shimura Shinpachi posted online:

"Every day and every night, it goes werwerwer nonstop."

"I'm afraid to go to work every day because it really does werwerwer way too much."

"I've never been this afraid of going to work in my life... Even when I sleep at night, all I dream about is werwerwer."

A man with the username Fruit Punch Samurai replied:

"Am I the only one who thinks doing werwerwer every day must make him thirsty? Poor kid, why don't you give him some water?"

Shimura Shinpachi was furious:

"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

Theme: Better than the door!