He, She, It

1.

The new transfer student seems to have a thing for Yi Yan. All his childhood friends have noticed, but the guy himself is completely oblivious.

"Don't make things up. She's my biological little sister."

Somehow, the rumor passed through several people and suddenly reached the person in question.

Yi Yan waited, harboring ulterior motives, for her to deny it. But after a long while, Jiang Zhi finally reacted, slowly: "Huh? Me?"

"They must have gotten it wrong," Jiang Zhi said gently. "Technically, he should call me big sister."

"..."

Everyone: "No wonder your Chinese grades are near the bottom. That's not the point! You should just go for it."

2.

Yi Yan's composure crumbled. The young master Yi wasn't smiling anymore.

The peacock Yi spent money like water buying Jiang Zhi this and that, then went home and dutifully tutored her.

At last, one day, Yi Yan couldn't take it anymore.

"Seriously, I've made it this obvious. You still don't get what I mean?"

Jiang Zhi: "Nope. Just say it straight."

Yi Yan, pretending to be incredibly casual: "Oh, I happen to have two movie tickets. Want to... go on a date with me?"

"That wouldn't be appropriate," Jiang Zhi said. At last, she stopped writing and looked up from her test paper, giving the matter some serious thought. Her tone was especially mild. "After all, you said I'm your biological little sister. 'Date' isn't the right word. We'd better keep our distance, big brother."

Yi Yan: "..."

Why did he suddenly want to slap himself?

3.

Later on, one day, Yi Yan's childhood friends came over to see him. They stared in shock at the scene of the two acting like the perfect brother and sister, then collectively gaped. "Holy shit, your partner really is your sister!"

Yi Yan (σ^_^): "We're not related by blood. Don't make things up."

Yi Yan (^o^): "But how did you know Zhi Zhi and I are dating?"

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A cold-faced flirt vs. a coquettish little menace

3+2+1 pk 3+3

In other words, the unspeakable tale of a "lazy, carefree young master whose mind is full of romance and who never does his job," a "boundless ball of energy with nowhere to put it," a "person whose life motto is to work harder than everyone else," and a "cold-faced princess, a bking who made a huge splash by proving she could divorce and ascend to greatness," going from mutual dislike to fighting tooth and nail in bed, then loving each other to bits.

The main story is also known as: A Haughty, Pouty Little Dog's Journey to Falling in Love

Bonus chapters: The Newlywed Life of Pretty Brother and Strong Sister

Little Skit

Little Sis normally: ᗜ - ᗜ

Little Sis when she's embarrassed: ,,ᗜ - ᗜ,,

The male lead's inner thoughts: Holy crap, she's so cute, so cute, so cute

One day after they got together, Jiang Zhi had to pull an all-nighter for a big review session, so she cut short her goodnight chat with a certain young master.

Yi: [Are you planning to make me die in front of you today?]

His message sank without a trace.

One minute later,

Someone knocked on Jiang Zhi's bedroom door. When she opened it, he was standing there, eyes red.

"You know I've been yours since I was seventeen."

Jiang Zhi: "..."

PS: The male and female leads are not related by blood, and they aren't family when they fall in love.

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