[The story will begin after 80% of it has been written in advance. Daily updates.]
Geto secretly formed a rock band behind his family's back.
A basement live house, twenty audience members, grand dreams, and an uncertain future.
One day, someone kicked open the rehearsal room door. A handsome, uninvited white-haired guy stood there and announced:
"I think your band is missing a genius."
"...What we're missing is a drummer."
"Perfect. A genius can do anything."
"Get out."
He didn't leave. He just invited himself in for good.
Later, the band got famous, appeared on variety shows, and filmed a behind-the-scenes livestream.
The whole internet thought the two band guys were cultivating a very novel chuuni persona.
Host: I hear you call yourselves exorcists?
Gojo, the vocalist, crossing his legs: That's right. We do it the hands-on way.
Geto, the vocalist, putting his hands together: Gojo handles the hands-on exorcisms, and I chant sutras. Digital Buddhist scriptures are eco-friendly.
Host: Hahaha, all right, you've really committed to the bit-
Gojo, the vocalist: There's a cursed spirit on your left shoulder.
Host: ...
The variety show became a hit, their gigs sold out, and the doubts came along with the success.
Fans even made a discussion board collecting their chuuni statements, and one popular thread got over ten thousand replies.
Thread: [Hot Take] Are visual-kei bands getting more and more ridiculous with their personas? Looking at you, G&S.
Original poster: As the title says. I just got back from their show, and that handsome long-haired vocalist suddenly started wrestling with thin air halfway through a song!?!
Does he really think he can see ghosts? (sigh.jpg)
And the whole time, they insist they're "jujutsu sorcerers" protecting humanity. Help, is this delusional kind of persona popular now?
[Featured Comments]
2F: Don't get me started. I was there yesterday too. Please, don't suddenly start shadowboxing in the middle of a solo!
7F: Just a passerby here, but I want to know how much their band's visual effects team costs. That cloud of black smoke in yesterday's livestream looked so real! Has holographic projection technology really advanced that far?
15F: Hahahaha, are young bands not allowed to debut unless they're a little delusional now? Hahahaha!!
23F: I mean, sure... but please just play rock music properly! Stop with this performance art already! I was watching from the audience, totally dumbfounded. I almost thought a real ghost was about to rush out.
38F: Am I the only one wondering if they're really not dating?
45F, original poster: Replying to the above, I was wondering the same thing. Are they really not dating?
46F: Are they really not dating?
-No one expected the story to take a turn at that nationally televised press conference.
"The jujutsu world is officially abolishing its old system. Effective immediately, we're taking over!!!"
The two vocalists wore arrogant grins. Everything was under control!
The whole world: ???
The comments exploded. The trending topics exploded. The fan boards exploded.
[? Wait, wasn't this just a persona?]
[So every time they said they could see curses, they were telling the truth?!]
[Hands-on exorcisms... They really were hands-on exorcisms???]
[The chuuni rock band I've followed for three years is actually saving the world???]
# Three years after their debut, their chuuni persona has been exposed as real.
[Many years later, the whole internet looked back on that thread...]
999F: Here for the archive.
1000F: Here for the archive. I used to laugh at them for being chuuni, and now I'm kneeling in front of the TV watching their press conference announcing the overthrow of the Jujutsu Headquarters.
1001F: Oh my god, so the two of them really did tear apart a special grade monster at that concert?!
Pairing: Gojo/Geto. No breaking them up or reversing the pairing.
They bicker and fight their way forward, side by side, from a basement live house to the day they rewrite the world.
Everyday comedy, lighthearted, happy ending.
Theme: Meeting you turned me into us.
