What should a straight guy do when he gets dumped into an erotica novel?!
[Sunny soccer player bottom x composed noble elite top]
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Tang Le lives in the interstellar era. During a fierce soccer match, a player fouls him and kicks him in the head while he's on the sidelines as a substitute.
He doesn't die, but he might as well have.
He transmigrates into a very strange world.
Here, straight men are the unluckiest people in the world. Every day between eight and nine in the evening, all straight men are randomly frozen in place for ten minutes.
During that time, they're especially vulnerable to people doing whatever they want to them.
Fortunately, the government has enacted a special policy to protect them. Schools and companies aren't allowed to hold gatherings or assign tasks between eight and nine, so straight men can safely spend that time at home.
But Tang Le's current body is enrolled in a certain boarding school for the nobility. Sharing a four-person dorm room with nothing but men makes him even less safe.
So he does everything he can to pretend he's gay.
Every day, he studies romantic pick-up lines online and uses them to flirt shamelessly with the men around him, determined to build himself a reputation as a carefree, bad-boy gay.
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On April Fools' Day, Tang Le is alone in the dorm playing a game. Just as he's getting into it, his mysterious aristocratic roommate suddenly comes back.
Tang Le is cursing under his breath, completely caught off guard.
The time when he'll be frozen is almost here. He wants to be alone, but can only force himself to put on a stiff smile.
"Hey, bro, you... you're so handsome. I really like you. My heart's going thump, thump. Can you hear it?"
The tall, handsome man pauses, then suddenly smiles. "Is that so?"
Huh? Isn't he supposed to glare at him and storm off angrily?
Before Tang Le can react, something even worse happens.
He... can't move!
"Your heart really is beating very fast." Herbert leans down to listen, then strolls over and raises an eyebrow. "You said you like me, right?"
Tang Le senses danger and gives a dry laugh. "Haha, Happy April Fools' Day. I was joking."
The man grips his chin and lifts his face.
"April Fools' Day? We don't celebrate it here, and my dictionary doesn't have the word 'joking.'"
I'm doomed.
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One day, Tang Le reads an erotica novel in his sleep and realizes that he's actually inside a book.
And in the book, he's the only gay guy in the dorm. He spends every day thoroughly tormenting his three roommates until they're all miserable and suffering, before finally making them fall at his feet.
But can someone explain something to him?
Why is he the only one in the dorm who gets frozen in place?
Why have his aloof roommates, who used to show up only once every ten days or half a month, started coming back to the dorm more and more often?
And most importantly, who covered his eyes?
Who the hell is messing with him?
Theme: The truth will always come to light
