Chen Zhuyu, a social blight who held several positions, including moderator of some forum, an LV18 host in some chat room, a private user on some short-video app, and a momo on some book app, finally kicked the bucket after spending too long online.
When she opened her eyes, Chen Zhuyu had become an inconspicuous outer disciple at the bottom of the cultivation rankings in an immortal sect. Her original self had practiced diligently for two hundred years without making any progress. Even a random ant that had gained sentience could beat her half to death.
Chen Zhuyu: You f***ing...! You f***ing...!
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have been bound to the golden finger System!
Chen Zhuyu: (rubs her hands together like a fly)
System continued: Your golden finger will stack without limit as NPCs develop negative feelings toward you. So go make lots of enemies!
Chen Zhuyu: Congratulations, you son of a b...!
Before she could finish, a powerful electric current struck her from head to toe.
System: To maintain the stability of this world, please use civilized language. If you are detected using vulgar language, electric shocks will be administered as punishment.
Enraged but helpless, Chen Zhuyu was "forced" to embark on a career of verbally abusing people.
And so, Huaiwei Sect gained a genius who defied all conventions.
The genius often breathed black smoke, sometimes twitched as if having a stroke, and dragged around a body that looked like it was suffering from cultivation deviation. She tormented her master, bullied her fellow disciples, punched righteous cultivators, kicked demonic cultivators, and sometimes rode an old lady across the street... She strayed further and further down the path of being an insufferable pest, and before long, became one of the top sword cultivators in the cultivation world.
The righteous and demonic factions alike: We can't provoke her, and we can't beat her!
After wreaking havoc in the world for several years, the righteous and demonic factions rose up in rebellion.
But before anyone could come after her, Chen Zhuyu packed her bags and left of her own accord.
System: Warning! Host has deviated from the plot! Host has deviated from the plot!
Chen Zhuyu: You want me to play your boring ascension game? Sorry, I'm going home.
The cultivation world's blight kicked the bucket just like that.
After faking her death, Chen Zhuyu changed her appearance, packed her bags, and set out to find her best friend and get home.
Ascension was a coveted prize that everyone in the world clamored for, but Chen Zhuyu merely waved her sleeves and went against the crowd, walking toward the Great Way of Simplicity.
Having seen the vastness of the world, she still cherishes the green of every blade of grass and tree.
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1. One-sentence summary: An ultimate keyboard warrior transmigrates into an inconspicuous sect disciple and reaches the pinnacle of life through verbal abuse and being an insufferable pest.
2. There is a male lead, but he doesn't get much screen time. A pure-hatred romance between a genius and a mediocrity.
3. A plot-driven power fantasy, set in a completely fictional world.
Theme: Move forward bravely, without fear.
