# A dating show goes completely off the rails, from universally hated to everyone's favorite
Jiang Niaoniao dies from overwork and transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder vase character who is universally hated for pestering the top-tier star male lead.
As it happens, she and the male and female leads are all joining a high-end dating show.
Every other contestant is rich, handsome, or beautiful. She's the only one from an ordinary background, and doesn't receive a single message from anyone throughout the show. She becomes the most miserable contrast to the female lead, who is adored by everyone.
In the end, she's stabbed to death by fans of the male and female lead's pairing, thanks to her various stunts to cling to the male lead.
Jiang Niaoniao: Come on, let's get crazy! My mental state is really, truly beautiful!
When the dating show begins, all the contestants look polished, gentle, and elegant.
The refined, well-traveled man swirls his red wine and says earnestly, "I like cultured women, the kind who can appreciate Burgundy wine, for example."
Jiang Niaoniao: "Oh, I can only appreciate Taobao's promotions where you get 50 yuan off when you spend 199."
A gentle female contestant smiles shyly. "I usually enjoy flower arranging, yoga, and meditation."
Jiang Niaoniao: "What a coincidence. I like going crazy, arguing with people, and breaking up couples."
Comments: [???]
In an era when celebrities are all carefully packaged personas and their Weibo accounts are nothing but endorsement ads, Jiang Niaoniao goes straight to the comments section to fight.
Jiang Niaoniao: "I love the vibe in the comments. Strangers are like mortal enemies, and everyone's words are dripping with poison. It's the purest kind of battle, free of any ulterior motives. People pick teams based on photos and find opponents based on captions. It warms my heart. So satisfying!!"
The female lead recommends a weight-loss method to everyone.
Jiang Niaoniao: "It really does make you lighter, five jin including the box."
A supporting female character sobs her heart out because her boyfriend has fallen for another girl.
Jiang Niaoniao: "A man's greatest appeal comes from a woman's imagination. You think you've lost the person who held an umbrella over you, but your world wasn't even raining."
During the late-night chat, a rich young heir sighs sadly. "I've had the finest things since childhood, but I've never felt true happiness..."
Jiang Niaoniao: "Sure, sure. Send me 50 billion, and I'll let you experience true poverty."
The rich heir: "..."
Comments: [Hahahahahaha, holy crap!]
Rapid-fire questions on the show:
Q: "What's your favorite travel destination?"
Other contestants: "Paris, the Maldives, Switzerland."
Jiang Niaoniao: "A mental hospital."
Host: "...Why?"
Jiang Niaoniao: "People there are so nice to talk to. Everyone's a real talent."
Q: "What's your ideal type?"
Other contestants: "Gentle and considerate, mature and dependable."
Jiang Niaoniao: "Someone who can take three punches from my crazy fist."
Comments: [Help! She's really not putting on an act at all!]
At first, the internet says: [What a crazy woman. Can she get even more absurd?]
Later: [Wait, if you can't beat them, join them! Sincerity is the ultimate killer move. Going crazy is the only way!]
The dating show becomes a hit, and Jiang Niaoniao becomes famous.
Online commentary: "Other people go on dating shows to find a partner. Jiang Niaoniao goes on one to have fun."
Jiang Niaoniao: "Thanks for asking. I'll be back next time."
Netizens: "Can't wait! She's so crazy, I love her!"
The Weibo tech team: "Please spare the servers!"
[A ridiculous, unhinged comedy. The heroine's mental state is ten years ahead of humanity.]
[Everyone else crashes and burns. Only the crazy beauty stands firm.]
Theme: I know that this world is fleeting as dew, and yet, and yet.
