Comedic Big White Goose × Cultivation-Crazed Bamboo Spirit
The two-hundred-year-old good-for-nothing goose demon Hua Yun was just going to visit a grave when a System suddenly dropped out of the sky and bonded with her. As long as she made her target, Yuan He, feel different emotions as instructed, she could improve her cultivation and coast all the way to immortality.
There was very little information about the target. Hua Yun searched the System from top to bottom and learned only three things: [Yuan He, thousand-year-old bamboo spirit, late Soul Condensation stage]
That was a powerful demon! He could probably slap her to death with one hand. After the System repeatedly assured her that her life would not be in danger during the mission, she approached Yuan He and discovered that it seemed genuinely easy...
He faced a lightning tribulation while she drank tea nearby; he fought monsters while she watched from behind a tree; he sold medicinal herbs while she set up a little stool and waved a palm-leaf fan. All she had to do was say something now and then to annoy him, then say something else to soothe him, and her cultivation would shoot up. Hua Yun had stumbled into such a wonderful deal that these days she woke up laughing from her dreams!
Then she discovered that this fellow was investigating an old case from a hundred years ago, and she started to feel a little uneasy.
Because it had something to do with her.
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For a thousand years, Yuan He had grown used to cultivating, fighting, and facing lightning tribulations alone.
Then a System from who-knows-where told him that he had severed himself from love and emotion so completely that he might become a monster before he could ascend to immortality. Without giving him a choice, it shoved a goose at him and declared that she was his salvation.
What a joke! He was a mighty thousand-year-old demon. How could he be foolish enough to think a goose was his salvation? Yuan He immediately reached for the goose's neck, intending to fling her a hundred miles away.
System: Beep! Dangerous behavior detected. Intervening...
After trying every possible way to get rid of her to no avail, and realizing that neither of them could do anything to the other, he had no choice but to accept life with a goose demon constantly at his side. It was actually not so bad once he got used to it, apart from how she kept making him furious...
Then he noticed that her cultivation was advancing a little too quickly, and Yuan He began to feel uneasy.
Just who was this woman?
With that question in mind, he gradually wanted to learn more about her.
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Bonus scene:
Yuan He: Was our meeting destined to happen?
Hua Yun: No. (Looks away)
System: Your dad planned this every step of the way, schemed and racked his brains to make it happen.
Theme: Love is the best medicine
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