Blurb:
Song Mingshu's life after transmigrating into a book could be summed up in two words: melodrama.
She'd transmigrated as an insignificant passerby who didn't even appear in the records, only to run into a crazy "Keyun" from the moment she was born.
As the name suggests, most people called "Keyun" have two traits: they're crazy, and they're looking for their child.
Unluckily for Song Mingshu, this woman stole her, and she spent twenty miserable years in a desolate Gobi Desert.
She had tried to escape more than once, but though "Keyun" was crazy, she had peerless martial arts skills. Song Mingshu escaped eight hundred times and was caught eight hundred times.
At last, when the time was right, Song Mingshu finally escaped and found her family, only to discover they already had a fake heiress.
Song Mingshu: Melodramatic! So melodramatic!
Why give a nobody like me such a melodramatic life!
Song Mingshu's love life could also be summed up in two words: melodrama!
Her first crush was a handsome prince from the Western Regions with striking features. Song Mingshu found him in the Gobi Desert and originally planned to take him back to "Keyun" as her child, hoping that would set her free.
But the prince was just too handsome, and she couldn't resist falling into love's little stream.
As she fretted over whether to give up her freedom to become the prince's consort or give up wealth and glory to pursue freedom, her crush said earnestly, "Would you be willing to become my secondary consort?"
Song Mingshu: "..." So you want me to be your mistress?
Goodbye, then!
Her second crush was a refined and handsome powerbroker from the Central Plains. Song Mingshu knew at first sight that he was Xie Shen, the unhinged second male lead from the original novel.
Xie Shen might be unhinged, but he was seriously handsome! Song Mingshu fell into love's little stream all over again.
Unfortunately, this crush already had a crush of his own, and he was always cold and indifferent toward Song Mingshu, who had appeared out of nowhere.
Song Mingshu: Man, you've got my attention.
The forcibly twisted melon is the sweetest. She had to take a bite.
Later, Song Mingshu was framed and imprisoned. Xie Shen, now a vice minister of the Ministry of Justice, locked her up in its prison, drugged her with a muscle relaxant, bound her hands, and pinned her to the interrogation rack as he demanded, "I hear that while you were in the Western Regions, you had an old lover?"
Before she could answer, the man, burning with jealousy, leaned in and covered her.
Song Mingshu, clinging to a sliver of reason: ... Wait, wasn't I the one who was supposed to force this relationship?
So who's forcing whom now?
Theme: Life is melodramatic, but love is sincere.
