Cuddling Up to Sasuke

Hello, everyone! My name is Tian Liu Xiaozhi. Tian is the character for fields, Liu is the character for glass, and everyone likes to call me "Xiaozhi." I'm an ordinary chunin in the Sound Village. That's right, I'm one of the lackeys working for that wicked Orochimaru everyone talks about!

Until one day, my best friend and confidante, Kimimaro, brought me a handsome guy with black hair and black eyes.

...Oh my god, he's so handsome! Give me his number in five seconds!

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So, Uchiha Sasuke, who often trains in the snake's lair, keeps running into a strange girl.

She gazes at his face and murmurs to herself, "You're so handsome. I like you so much. Handsome, I don't know why, but ever since I saw you, my back stopped hurting and my head stopped spinning. Your face is a miracle cure that washes away workplace fatigue and leaves people feeling refreshed!"

Uchiha Sasuke: ...

He gave her a cold sidelong glance and said nothing.

*The pairing is Xiaozuo: cool guy x sweet girl.

Sasuke x Sakura is broken up. No angst, no deep and painful canon-inspired plotlines to lament over. This story is all about the girl and Sasuke being lovey-dovey.

Theme: Handsome, you've set my heart on fire!