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The sand sculpture Beagle is a cold boss in front of others and gentle and tolerant in the back.
Preview: "Reborn as the Cub of the Star Thieves Boss"
1
Jiang Jiang was suddenly bound to the system, telling him that he was actually in a book and had to complete the cannon fodder mission in place of the escaped Green Tea cannon fodder.
It's just that his old system of retirement and re-employment is not only slow to respond, but also has bugs.
Jiang Jiang looked at the system 404 display of the protagonist named Lu □□. The system looked at the wrong host and the 270p photo of the protagonist, Gong, and looked at each other in confusion.
At the banquet
Under the wrong identification of System 404, Jiang Jiang successfully identified Lu Nanzhou as the protagonist.
System 404 reminds him to keep his personality, a green tea.
Jiang Jiang nodded, he knew.
Green Tea likes to call others brother.
Jiang Jiang walked up to Lu Nanzhou: "Brother!"
The voice was loud and loud, and everyone at the banquet looked over.
Those who didn't know thought it was Zhang Fei who was recognizing his eldest brother.
Lu Nanzhou:......
Jiang Jiang: Send flowers to Lu Nanzhou on his birthday to express friendship~
Lu Nanzhou was sent to the hospital due to pollen allergy.
Jiang Jiang: Pretend that green tea meets porcelain on the road to the south.
Lu Nanzhou was knocked two meters away.
The weather-beaten Lu Nanzhou finally thought about what this kid who looked like him looked like.
His beagle puppy Xiaolu (green tea version).
2
Jiang Jiang learned that the protagonist Gong was actually Lu Nanzhou's younger brother.
Lu Nanzhou should be happy that Jiang Jiang doesn't bother her anymore, Lu Nanzhou thought.
The first day Jiang Jiang didn't come.
Lunan day: pure.
The day after Jiang Jiang didn't come.
Lu Nanzhou: Be quiet.
The nth day Jiang Jiang didn't come...
Lu Nanzhou: Where are you?
Jiang Jiang: xx bar, what's going on?
Lu Nanzhou:!
When he showed up at the bar, what he saw was Jiang Jiang confessing to someone else in public.
Lu Nanzhou:? This little liar even said a few days ago that he would be the best in the world!
3
Lu Nanzhou has been hearing strange sounds in her head recently.
The voice seemed to be announcing a mission, but it was still spoken. By accident, he discovered that the voice seemed to be related to Jiang Jiang.
What Lu Nanzhou heard: [Please tell the protagonist: Brother, I don't know him, I only know my brother.
Jiang Jiang's mission: [Please tell the protagonist Gong: Brother, I am not like him, I will only trouble my brother.
Lu Nanzhou:? Mouth what?
The character design of Gong Shou in the original work is Great Beauty Shou x Little Wolf Dog Nian Xia Gong
Small theater 1:
After Lu Nanzhou and Jiang Jiang got together, they went to walk the dog together. On his left side, he had to watch Xiao Bi not to eat randomly, and on his right side, he had to watch Lu Chi and Jiang Jiang not to stray away.
In the end, I had no choice but to buy a children's anti-lost bracelet.
So the scene of the two walking the dog together became——
On Lu Nanzhou's left hand was Bige Xiaolu, who was wearing a dog leash, and on his right hand was Bi Jiangjiang, who was wearing a child's anti-lost bracelet.
Small theater 2:
Jiang Jiang uses his newly learned tea art on the protagonist Shou.
Jiang Jiang blinked: "Brother! Unlike him, I will never be jealous."
The protagonist slapped his head and laughed, bright and moving.
The protagonist Gong was stunned, and then looked at Jiang Jiang with a dark face.
Damn green tea! This is my wife!
The protagonist applies to join the Big Victims Alliance.
Reading guide:
Reading before bed.
The writing is novice, there is no logic, and the plot is exaggerated.
I don't accept scolding the protagonist. Every protagonist is my favorite. I can't bear to see the protagonist being scolded, so of course I won't accept scolding.
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Lu Ning is a cow cat that became a sperm. After being overwhelmed by work, he suddenly died and turned into an evil social cat ghost. He plays tricks on the hateful leaders and bosses in the CBD every day.
Until one day, he was arrested by a Taoist priest. After hearing about his tragic experience, the Taoist priest prayed for Lu Ning's salvation according to Lu Ning's request, and wished him to be reincarnated as a happy fat man who eats and sleeps every day in his next life.
Lu Ning was reincarnated into a cow cat raised by the president.
It's just strange that this CEO always has a number on his head.
Lu Ning was also a connoisseur of novels who had read countless novels. It only took him a few days to realize that this was a man's life value.
Wait, no, why is this value so low, only 40? ?
In order to keep this man who allowed him to eat luxurious cat food and live in a luxurious cat room, Lu Ning decided to be a kind cat and save him.
At one o'clock in the morning, the cow cat rubbed against Lu Heling's hand, lay down with its belly exposed, and purred.
Lu Heling picked up the computer and moved to a different place to work.
At 1:30 in the morning, the cow cat meowed on the table in Lu Heling's study.
Lu Heling took an ugly photo of a cat and asked:
Why does my cat keep meowing?
At two o'clock in the morning, the cow cat knocked away Lu Heling's glass worth 10,000 yuan.
Lu Heling took out an identical one from the cabinet.
At 2:30 in the morning, the cow cat bit his computer screen expressionlessly.
Lu Heling:... Lu Ningning.
Lu Heling was forced to stop working. As soon as he entered the bedroom, he saw the cow cat pounding on the bed and fell into deep thought.
He seems to be inviting me to sleep on my bed?
Mr. Lu's health was well maintained by Lu Ning.
That night, Lu Ning looked at the man's health that he had raised to 80 as usual, and fell asleep on the man's head with satisfaction.
The next day.
Lu Heling found that his cat was missing, but there was a teenager on the bed.
My cat seems to have turned into a human.
After the two of them got together.
Lu Ning: The cat's butt hurts. The cat shouldn't sleep with people.
Lu Heling readily agreed, and then took the cat back in the middle of the night while it was sleeping.
The next day.
Lu Ning woke up in Lu Heling's bed:?
Lu Heling: You came here by yourself in the middle of the night yesterday.
Lu Ning:!
Small theater:
After Mr. Lu posted a message.
Netizen 1: The kitten takes the initiative to let people suck it. If the person refuses to suck it, it will take ugly photos of the kitten. Cats are good and bad.
Netizen 2: Kittens want people to rest, but people still hang on kittens if they don't rest. Cats are good and bad.
Netizen 3: Summary: Cats are good and bad!
Reading guide:
1v1 Shuangjie and sand sculpture cookies.
The copy was archived on February 27, 2026
Intention: You don't need to change yourself, people who love you will love you naturally
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