-Bking, the King of Destruction, the innocent cat sufferer vs the fake weak chicken, the real cruel drama snake attack.
-Super insensitive cat x self-defeating snake.
-Updated every other day at 0 o'clock~
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It is said that a new official takes office with three sticks of incense, but Lu Yi takes a new official with three sticks of incense.
On the first day he went to the Supernatural Bureau to report, he directly killed three leaders.
Since then, strange things have happened frequently in the city, and the project has suffered heavy losses.
However, the director is open-minded and generous, and benefits are still provided!
Lu Yi was deeply moved and prepared to regain his strength at work. However, not long after, the director was killed by him.
Lu Yize:.
... Otherwise I'd better resign.
*
The colleagues in the fortune-telling department couldn't stand it and asked Ying to tell his fortune.
The result is not that I don't know, but I am shocked when I calculate it——
It is calculated that there is a fierce spirit in Lu Yize's home, with a green face and fangs, and a thousand-year-old zombie!
Depend on!
Lu Yi was horrified when he heard it.
Thinking that he had saved a cripple not long ago, he immediately rushed home with the peach wood sword.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house, he saw the lame man having fallen out of his wheelchair and sitting on the ground in an awkward and lonely manner, staring blankly at the spilled food.
Oh my god.
Disasters are coming,
It's a mess,
A smoky atmosphere.
The natural gas is not turned off yet!
Lu Yi was so frightened that he raised his tail: "... What are you doing at home again?"
Lou Suxue said innocently: "I want to repay the favor."
Lu Yi smiled: "...?"
This person's repayment includes but is not limited to:
Lu Yi was sleeping while he nailed the wall,
Lu Yi then "stands" on the pile while serving the dishes.
Lu Yi goes to work and blows up the house.
In a word, it plays the role of "I am at my mother's house".
... Is this repaying a favor? Is this retribution?
Lu Yi didn't know whether to feel lucky or to consider himself unlucky.
How could such a troublemaker be a thousand-year-old zombie evil spirit?
However, the other party quietly glanced at Taomujian at this moment.
Suddenly he put on a posture of being ready to kill.
Lou Suxue sighed: "I can't do it well, please kill me."
Lu Yi hid his sword: "No, no."
Lou Suxue lowered her eyes: "I always get into trouble."
Lu Yize: "This is indeed——wait a minute!"
"That's not what I meant, put down the kitchen knife!"
"Forget it, it's not easy."
"Handsome, big brother, that's the balcony! Help, someone is going to jump off the building here!"
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However, not long after, it turned out that the colleagues in the fortune-telling department had not made a mistake. Although the misfortune was not caused by the family member, Lou Suxue was really a big evil spirit!
Still an evil black king snake!
But Lu Yi was on a mission, and he had never seen anything like a monster or a snake.
Before he could express his opinion, the scheming snake collapsed due to his own inner drama.
Too much internal friction is not a good thing, and Lu Yi has his tail raised, ready to have a long chat with Snake when he comes back from a business trip.
Who would have expected that half a month later, when the cat came home, the house would have turned into a gloomy and wet ghost house.
Lou Suxue's long hair was wet, and she silently considered the red line on her knuckles. She was still here, but only the last bit of her life was left.
Lu Yi was so frightened that his hair was blown, and the soldiers rushed to send snakes for first aid.
After finally rescuing the snake, the cat was confused and frightened for no reason.
Lou Xuxue pinched the cat's fingers:
"I'm sorry."
"I thought I haven't woken up from the dream yet."
Lu Yi didn't know why: "What dream."
Lou Suxue looked at him and remained silent.
——Two thousand years of dreams, going back and forth in reincarnation, never to be found.
Intention: to be kind to others