Red Monk Shirt

It is expected that the full text will be refined at the end of this year. It is not recommended to read it before the refinement. There are many shortcomings in the text. Thank you for your tolerance. (This message will be kept until the end of the revision) - As soon as Xie Linfeng made a mistake, his soul traveled back to ancient times and became a ghost, still a poor ghost. In order to regain his family property and raise the Nuo Immortal, he dashed into the underworld to catch the plague ghost, but ended up bumping into a hall master who loved to pick up rags. Everyone said that Hall Master Yan answered all questions and was the best to get along with. So Xie Linfeng kindly asked: "How did the hall master raise such a stupid dragon?" Yan Bingsui: "Then what should we do? Report it to the officials to arrest me." Xie Linfeng: "?" ——This is also very easy to get along with. Everyone also said that Hall Master Yan was approachable and the best at chatting. So Xie Linfeng asked: "The master of the hall has a kind heart and treats everyone well. What about me?" Yan Bingsui: "You are beautiful too." Xie Linfeng: "?" ——This is too chatty. Everyone also says... Overlord Xie Linfeng raised his bow and pinned the man down. He didn't believe what everyone said. He said: "You love everyone except me." Yan Bing said innocently: "Everyone loves me, but you are the only one left." Xie Linfeng:? Later, everyone said that Hall Master Yan was cold-faced and ruthless, and he always gave up. Yan Bingsui: "In order to ruin my reputation, you tried your best to make it up?" Xie Linfeng: "You abandoned your wife and children, and I complained a lot." Yan Bingsui: "You have thrown me away for a thousand years. Shouldn't I be particularly bad to you?" Xie Linfeng was stunned: "?" ——That's too bad. ——I said me. The one who teases first pretends to be a real attacker and pretends to be the prey, but the guest is the host. -Xiaolong's Notes (Wai Qi Ni Ba) Dansheng is a dwarf dragon with a difficult life. Half of the darkest moments of his life were given by his master. This is specifically reflected in—— As soon as it was born, the master asked it very reasonably: "I'm sorry, I'm too busy. There are evil spirits making trouble here. Can you kill it yourself?" Therefore, before Dansheng learned how to speak at the age of nursing, he first learned to kill people with a knife. Dansheng was relieved: "It doesn't matter, he is the master!" * Master has been hanging around the Wangchuan River all year round, killing people. One day, Dansheng saw that he was still not coming back, so he came to Wangchuan to look for someone, but was swallowed by a ghost snake. It stayed in the ghost snake's belly for half a month, and finally received a psychic message from the master. Master said: "I won't come back for dinner today... Huh? Where are you and why is it so dark?" Dansheng said numbly: "I'm in the snake's belly." The master said: "Pay attention to safety and go home early." Dansheng: "." It doesn't matter, he is the master... * Hundreds of years later, the master no longer went to Wangchuan to fight, and finally had free time to be with it as a master and a disciple. However, the master was haunted by a wild ghost again. That wild ghost is very clever. He can charm the master just by wearing red clothes, and he can make the master lose his heart just by giving him an earring. The key is that this wild ghost has a bad character, but the master is kind and gentle in front of him, and the villain is successful behind the master. Gradually, Dan Sheng watched the wild ghost become more and more aggressive, and even climbed onto Master's bed: It doesn't matter, he is—— "Master! That's where I sleep!" Dansheng said angrily, solemnly, "Rules are dead, so can I!" Unexpectedly, the wild ghost said: "I raised a little fool like you, but you raised a dragon fool. Okay, let it come in and take a look at you." Master was immediately frightened: "No, no need..." Dansheng was originally feeling sad when a secret word suddenly entered its sea of consciousness, causing it to immediately stiffen up and roll down the steps. The next day, it appeared in front of Master with a bruised nose and swollen face. Master asked: "What happened to Dansheng? Dansheng shook his head desperately. Master: "Is everything okay? " Dansheng raised a fake smile: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay! " Because the secret message was gentle and gentle, with a knife hidden in the smile, it said: Little beast, if you come in, I will let your master reincarnate you. Dansheng was in a cold sweat and couldn't help but feel restless for a month. ——Even if it is hatched. -Cover inscription@ -Not giving birth! ! Not giving birth! ! Not giving birth! ! ! (Roaring) -Focus on the story itself. It is not suitable for one party to overly control the reading. Avoid lightning as soon as possible. Advance Collection 1Urban Monster "Beware!" Don't step on the director's tail. The copy is as follows: -bking is cool and destroys the king cat shou vs. The fake weak chicken and the real cruel drama snake attack. -Year up. High probability of opening on 9.27! Text copy It is said that a new official takes office with three sticks of incense, but Lu Yi takes a new official with three sticks of incense. On the first day he went to the Supernatural Bureau to report, he directly killed three leaders. At the same time, strange things happened frequently in the city, and the project suffered heavy losses. However, the director is open-minded and generous, and benefits are still provided! Lu Yi was deeply moved and prepared to regain his strength at work. However, the next month, the director was also killed by him. Lu Yize:. ... Otherwise I'd better resign. ＊ The colleagues in the fortune-telling department couldn't stand it and asked Ying to tell his fortune. The result is not that I don't know, but I am shocked when I calculate it—— It is calculated that there is a fierce spirit in Lu Yize's home, with a green face and fangs, and a thousand-year-old zombie! Damn it! Lu Yi was horrified when he heard it. Thinking that he had saved a cripple not long ago, he immediately rushed home with the peach wood sword. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house, he saw the lame man having fallen out of his wheelchair and sitting on the ground in an awkward and lonely manner, staring blankly at the spilled food. Oh my god. Disasters are coming, It's a mess, A smoky atmosphere. The natural gas is not turned off yet! Lu Yi was so frightened that he raised his tail: "... What are you doing at home again? " Lou Suxue said innocently: "I want to repay the favor. " Lu Yi smiled: "...? " This person's repayment includes but is not limited to: Lu Yi was sleeping while he nailed the wall, Lu Yi then "stands" on the pile while serving the dishes. Lu Yi goes to work and blows up the house. In a word, it plays the role of "I am at my mother's house". ... Is this repaying a favor? Is this retribution? Lu Yi didn't know whether to feel lucky or to consider himself unlucky. How could such a troublemaker be a thousand-year-old zombie evil spirit? However, the other party quietly glanced at Taomujian at this moment. Suddenly he put on a posture of being ready to kill. Lou Suxue sighed: "If I can't do it well, just kill me. " Lu Yi hid his sword: "No, no. " Lou Suxue lowered her eyes: "I always get into trouble. " Lu Yize: "This is indeed——wait! " "That's not what I meant, put down the kitchen knife! " "Forget it, it's not easy. " "Handsome, big brother, that's the balcony! Help, someone is going to jump off the building here! " ＊ However, not long after, it turned out that the colleagues in the fortune-telling department had not made a mistake. Although the misfortune was not caused by the family member, Lou Suxue was really a big evil spirit! Still an evil black king snake! But Lu Yi was on a mission, and he had never seen anything like a monster or a snake. Before he could express his opinion, the scheming snake collapsed due to his own inner drama. Too much internal friction is not a good thing, and Lu Yi has his tail raised, ready to have a long chat with Snake when he comes back from a business trip. Who would have expected that half a month later, when the cat came home, the house would have turned into a gloomy and wet ghost house. Lou Suxue's long hair was wet, and she silently considered the red line on her knuckles. She was still here, but only the last bit of her life was left. Lu Yi was so frightened that his hair was blown, and the soldiers rushed to send snakes for first aid. After finally rescuing the snake, the cat was confused and frightened for no reason. Lou Xuxue pinched the cat's fingers: "I'm sorry. " "Don't cry. " "I think too much. " "I thought I hadn't woken up from the dream. " Lu Yi didn't know why: "What a dream. " Lou Suxue looked at him and remained silent. ——Two thousand years of dreams, going back and forth in reincarnation, never to be found. Small Theater After Director Cat's unlucky days passed, the enthusiastic staff of the fortune telling department conducted a "re-examination" on Director Cat. Unexpectedly, this time when all the gentlemen counted it with their fingers, they were so frightened that their eyes turned white! Lu Yi's eyebrows twitched: "Why is it more serious? " Colleague: "Damn it! Damn it! Director, you are being haunted right now! " Lu Yize's tail began to flap randomly, and he felt guilty: "Excuse me, where is the ghost? " The colleague was stunned: "At this moment, it is from the legs to the waist, surrounding the body, it can be said that it is all over the living body! " At the same time, a solemn voice came: "If he peeks into your body, I will kill him. " Lu Yi's expression froze. He pinched the snake's tail coiled around his waist and warned secretly: "Shut up, damn it, if you keep moving, you'll be in trouble tonight. " However, this time the Snake King no longer pretended to be pitiful and miserable. In the public, his chuckle reached the cat's ears. The snake's scales were cold and its body was tangled. The snake king became more aggressive and wrapped the cat in his arms with his cold tail. "Is it okay if someone saw me? " The cat's pupils were slightly erect, he wanted to stop it but it was too late - "Hiss. " The snake's letter has touched the cat's skin. ＊Injury and disability in the early stage of attack will return to normal after treatment. (Snake, ok!) *In the first year of the year, slightly cultivated, the feeling is like a cat, and the attack is like a snake. The reason for adding a "category" is that it is not a traditional animal, it is the culmination of the author's xp! *Don't worry about it in the end, kittens are the best in the world (thumbs up) [Pre-collection 2] Gu Danxianxia "Not Satisfied with Size" Rebellious Sanhaosheng vs. Tender Green Tea Yinshigui - After losing his memory, Li Jiuge was recruited into the Baiyun Division in order to find the lost sword spirit. On his first day on the job, he met several strange ghost cultivators. Li Jiuge took out the flag. Ghost cultivator: "This, is this your minister's flag? ! " Li Jiuge raised his whistle. Ghost Cultivator: "Woo-hoo, it's the soul-summoning whistle. " Li Jiuge drew his sword. Ghost cultivator: "Ahhhh Lihuo Sword! " The group of ghosts confirmed: "He is our all-powerful boss for sure! " Li Jiuge blew his whistle, waved his flag, and danced his sword. The ghosts are looking forward to: Oh oh oh triple ultimate move, is a bloody storm coming! Our Ghost Chassis has been in decline for many years and finally—— Li Jiuge was confused and turned to the monk holding the sword in front of him: "Finally I stopped you! They've all told you not to run a red light, which palace and which department? ! What's your job number? " ... No? The ghost cultivators fell to the ground and vomited blood: "Boss, who are you, why are you directing traffic here? " - It turns out that Li Jiuge's identity is the leader of the Gui Cha Division. A few years ago, the Gui Cha Division rebelled and was brutally surrounded and suppressed by the Sanqing Palace. The whereabouts of its leader were missing. Not only is the boss missing, but there is also no money, soldiers, or weapons! Three no start, how dare you? ! Looking at his eager subordinates, Li Jiuge could only laugh dryly and said: "... Why don't we put it aside if we don't revive it? Secretary Baiyun's salary is 9,000 yuan a month, and Mr. Cuihua personally condolences to his colleagues at night, which is very gentle. " The demon cultivator was confused. "What division? " "How much is the monthly salary? " "Ji Huajun? ! " "At night? ! ! " "Condolence to you? ! ! " "Very gentle? ! ! ! " "What kind of consolation and condolences? ! ", "Well, where are the condolences...", "Colleagues are all xx's lies", "An old enemy is an old enemy, and old enemies cannot become Taoist companions. " "Uh, did you know that you two had an affair before? " Li Jiuge: What? ? ? - It turns out that Mr. Cuihua is the master of Sanqing Hall, the enemy who surrounded and suppressed Li Jiuge in his previous life! Li Jiuge was so anxious that he immediately proposed to resign. Unexpectedly, Ji Huajun's bedroom that day was dark and gloomy, with writings written in blood all over the floor. "Kill you", "Don't leave me", "Miss you every day", "Don't forget me", "Die together", "Pain", "I'm crazy", "Love... Love you", "Together forever" and so on. It is completely inconsistent with the image of Mr. Cuihua who is personable and gentle! Li Jiuge was horrified, threw the letter and ran away. Cui Huajun was waiting for him quietly at the door like a ghost, holding a white lantern. The man was caught in the rain, but he was still affectionate and gentle. "It's getting dark, where is An Rujun going to run away to? " "I'm so cold, go inside and I'll change your clothes and take a shower. " Li Jiuge: I can go back to my room! ! ——No, no, no, please help! ! ! Intention: Evil cannot defeat good