[Golden Retriever Dog Type]
Focus: Two chapters a week
Before he died, his father mysteriously grabbed Li Xiang's clothes and said, "Baby, I have prepared a big gift for you."
Li, who was so poor that he couldn't even afford instant noodles, wanted to pack his bags overnight.
I transferred from the high-speed rail to the bus and then to the ferry, and finally rode a small electric donkey until my buttocks blossomed before I returned to my hometown in Wushan.
In the end, the so-called inheritance is the uncle squatting on the ancestor's grave and licking the lollipop.
"Who is still a daddy these days?"
Li wanted to turn around and run away, but a yellow-skinned boy jumped out to block the way, "Little young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?"
Li Xiang took out his mobile phone without saying anything, "110? I want to report that there is a sperm here..."
This phone call immediately exploded.
Not only was Huang Pizi taken into custody, but the uncle who came to the rescue was also targeted by the authorities.
"Uncle! Take me with you!" Li Xiang hugged Li Ya's thigh, "If the two countries are fighting, it is better to be a hostage than to starve to death!"
From then on, the uncle and nephew lived a life of writing reports every day and having to review and approve them every month.
The most irritating thing is that the evil spirits who covet their bodies are becoming more and more rampant.
"Uncle! Someone touched my butt!" Li Xiang wanted to file a complaint immediately.
Li Ya smothered the evil ghost without raising his head, "Did you say thank you?"
What's even more outrageous is that recently, evil spirits have been lining up to propose marriage, even asking for his "gift".
"Eight-carriage sedan chair? Whoever wants to sit in it will sit there!" Li tried his best to pick up the peach wood sword.
As soon as I rushed out the door, I bumped into a group of wedding ghosts.
The leading ghost matchmaker smiled with a smile on her face, "Don't worry, young man, the sedan chair will be here soon~"
The next second he was stuffed into the big red sedan chair.
"Uncle, help me!"
Li Ya counted slowly, "Three, two, one..."
With talismans flying all over the sky, the sedan curtain was opened by a hand with sharp bones.
Someone leaned over to his ear and said, "Is this my bride?"
Li wanted to raise his foot and kicked it, "I am your creditor!"
When will this hellish day end? !
Concept: Love will make people grow blood and flesh like crazy
