Sophistry, Dampness, X, Sunshine, Straight Man Attack
Zhao Kou has always believed that he is a straight man.
Until that summer, a loquat fell from the sky and hit him on the head.
"Hey!" He looked up and saw a head sticking out of the balcony upstairs. The man's eyebrows were crooked with a smile, "I'm sorry, can I ask you to eat loquats to make amends?"
Later, Zhao Kou found out that this guy named Jiang Xianyu was basically a humanoid GPS.
We can always meet him by chance during morning jogs, we can always share a table in the cafeteria, and we can even find the empty seat next to him in the library.
"Are you following me?"
"This is called knowing oneself and knowing the enemy~"
Zhao Kou was teased until his ears felt hot, but he still had to pretend to be calm, "I'm straight!"
"I know." Jiang Xianyu blinked, "Don't straight men always like men?"
And every boy who claims to be straight has not yet encountered the destined "killing plate".
Intention: moving forward side by side
