[Nonhuman] My Best Friend Isn't Home Today

Best friend: My Live-Stream Conquest of the Villain Made Me a Hit on Qidian, I'm Human, Aren't You?, Villain Conquest from Beginner to Buried

Villain: A Guide to Speedrunning the Love Triangle, They Started Conquering Me! I'm a Victim Too!, Them? They're Just My Subordinates, Don't Get the Wrong Idea!

This story is also called The Villain Acts, the Best Friend Watches

Xie Fuqin was suddenly selected and bound by some thing calling itself the "Conquest System." He couldn't shake it off.

"I'm a villain!"

"An alluring, domineering top."

"I kill without blinking!"

"All right, a ruthless top."

"There's no way I'd sleep with anyone!"

"No problem. A chaste, ruthless top with a surprising contrast."

The System answered without missing a beat.

He realized he'd have to share some truly shocking deeds to make the so-called System give up on him once and for all.

"I'm a womanizer who cheats on eighteen people at once and takes responsibility for none of them. My favorite pastime is torture and interrogation. I love to toy with people's minds, and I've even massacred a city..."

He racked his brain while the System scribbled down notes: Skilled at managing relationships with multiple people, excellent at balancing and time management, able to efficiently carry out BDSM missions, unlikely to catch feelings and bring a conquest to an early end, avoids maintaining sexual relationships, knows how to keep things within bounds, has a high ceiling and a low floor, skilled at understanding others' psychology, has a wide range of interests, outstanding talent, a perfect professional fit...

He looked at the System expectantly. "Got a verdict yet?"

The System nodded. "Yes. You've been assigned to the Nonhuman Affairs Division, Department Three."

Friendly to fans of the protagonist and fans of the top. A lighthearted story, also known as the years the protagonist traveled around and rowed through love triangles to save his best friend (he really is trying so hard!).

[Disclaimer]: The best friend appears at the beginning, then disappears for most of the book, only to be consistently present again in the middle and later sections. This story's title is misleading, the blurb is misleading, the synopsis is misleading, the opening is misleading, the middle is misleading, and the ending is misleading. The plot drifts in every direction at any moment. Be cautious about auto-renewal. The author can guarantee nothing except a completed story and a happy ending.

Theme: The living may die, and the dead may live. Such is the utmost devotion of love.