I work like a pack mule in real life, hauling bricks. If I have to do the same in a game, then why did I even buy it?
Let me say it again: I'm here to play, not to work like a pack mule!!!
Friends, am I right?!!!
This player had diligently worked like a pack mule in the game, but couldn't make a cent. After all this time, they hadn't seen a superhero or a supervillain, and hadn't even run into a low-level henchman. Sadly climbing out of a bright green chemical pool, they looked at their green hair and pale skin and came to a sudden realization: the Joker was me all along!
Player: Hahaha, I'm done being human!!
Once I go crazy, I'll go all out, lose myself, and risk my life!
After hearing a rumor and wanting to find out if it was true, the player sprang into action and kidnapped a bunch of hostages, all to make Batman cook! And! The player wouldn't allow any outside help! Hiding in the shadows, they announced that anyone who took one bite of Batman's cooking could leave!!
Adorable rookie Batman, aka Batman, the one who can't cook: ...
Hostages strapped to remote-controlled bombs: (staring at some indescribable dish) ...You might as well just blow me up.
After learning Superman's secret identity, the player immediately got Batman out of the way and kidnapped a certain Lois Lane, whom Superman cared about. Superman flew in, furious, only to be subdued with kryptonite. With no one coming to help, the player cackled and made Superman livestream himself doing this!!!
Superman: ...I'm live-writing a Superman/Batman smut fic? For real?! (horrified.jpg)
Player Joker: If you're uncomfortable getting involved, you can write Batman/Bruce, Bruce/Batman, WB, or whatever. I'm not picky about what I read, as long as Batman's in it... Quit stalling! Hurry up! Or I'll make sure you and your girlfriend are separated forever!!!
The innocent Lois Lane, who was kidnapped: ...Ahem, to be honest, I'm kind of curious to see it.
The clueless audience: (excited.jpg) Is this what the Arkham Fan Club president is like?! Batman, your fans are terrifying! This is great, I want more!
Batman: ... (disapproving look.jpg) (Superman whump warning.jpg)
The more he wrote, the smoother it got, and he even opened the door to a whole new world. The reporter, Clark Kent, aka Superman, who'd secretly been writing fanfic for love, cried out: I was forced into this!!!
After wreaking havoc on everyone in this world, the player successfully raised everyone's tolerance and ability to accept things. Low-level tricks could no longer hurt anyone here, but the player couldn't think of anything else to do for now, so he turned his eyes to parallel universes.
Player: I'm coming for you, parallel worlds!!! Hahahaha!! (cheerful Lego cabbage head laughing.jpg)
Other worlds: Don't come over here!!!
In short, this is the daily life of a player version of the Joker doing bizarre things in Gotham.
[The author's exams are coming up, but they still haven't finished the lab report or homework, and haven't even had time to study. This deranged piece was written while their mental state was absolutely excellent!! (thumbs-up.jpg)]
Theme: Set aside your personal dignity and live life shamelessly!
