The Comments Are Making Up Rumors Again, Calling Me a Gold-Digging Green Tea

Good news: Sheng Can can see the comments.

Bad news: The comments say he's a cannon-fodder ex-boyfriend in some BL novel, the sort who loves keeping a harem, dates eight people at once, and looks down on the poor. They're dedicated to spreading deep, elaborate lies about his every move from eight hundred different angles:

[Heh, playing dead! He messes with honest guys every day. He just said one sentence and that honest guy turned red as if he'd been shot full of adrenaline!]

[Right, right! He acts like he has no idea how good-looking he is, smiling at people like that. Who's he trying to seduce?]

[This greasy-looking, utterly average guy is killing me. He fell so hard he saw stars, and that green tea just pretended to comfort him, but didn't notice the disdain practically spilling out of his eyes?]

[Hahaha, this average guy is so touched. He thinks the gorgeous beauty is really comforting him!]

[That shameless green tea knows he's pretty and smiles at everyone so seductively!]

[Agreed! Thank goodness Lin Sheng is the male lead. At least he knows to cut his losses in time when dealing with a gold-digger like this. Otherwise, he'd be cheated out of his body, heart, money, and looks, then wagging his tail and barking at him like a puppy.]

Lies! All lies! You're slandering a straight-up handsome guy who's six feet tall with long legs, claiming he seduces men? You people have filthy minds!!

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After seeing the comments say Sheng Can is a gold-digger

Lin Sheng: I knew it! So pretty, so nice, deliberately showing off in front of me... Heh.

Sheng Can: ? I'm straight.

Lin Sheng: I won't fall for some gold-digger.

Sheng Can: I'm straight.

Lin Sheng: I won't fall for your playing hard to get either.

Sheng Can: I. Am. Straight.

Lin Sheng: Fine. Since you've worked so hard, I'll play along for a bit.

Sheng Can: ...I really don't sell my ass.

Lin Sheng: Oh, you say you like me? You don't have to say it. It's so obvious! I figured it out ages ago!

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Recently, Sheng Can has noticed the comments have gone a little haywire.

Before, every time he opened his eyes, all he saw were lies. Now...

[Baby, you're so beautiful. You're a soft, fragrant little cake. I want a taste~]

[Lin Sheng, take a break and let me act for one episode. Lin Sheng, take a break and let me act for one episode. Lin Sheng, take a break and let me act for one episode. (Sobbing uncontrollably)]

[Baby, I'll trade ten years of my roommate's single life for you to give me a flirtatious look]

[Beautiful boy, don't smile at him! Smile at me, okay? My! Whole! Life! Is! Yours!]

Sheng Can: 6

Can the comments evolve? Why do they get more and more ridiculous with every evolution?

Sheng Can x Lin Sheng

Self-reliant, but constantly slandered by the comments for being a seducer because he's too pretty / bottom x Went after him thinking he was a green tea gold-digger, then realized far too late he wasn't what he expected and is now hopelessly smitten, don't ask / top

Message: Love yourself forever, okay? Okay.