Mitarai Aoi, a well-known cow cat game anchor, said that he has a neurotic cow cat master.
It's just that the audience doesn't know that the cow cat is his true form.
One day, he opened the game platform and found an unknown VR game called "Barber Simulator". The guests inside are completely randomly generated and never the same, and there is a built-in AI voice dialogue function.
His haircut technique is very random, sometimes good and sometimes bad. The audience thinks he is doing abstraction, but they don't know that it is his blood that is working hard.
As the flow of customers increased, his basement barber shop was also upgraded and had to recruit assistants and apprentices, so bandaids with mullet heads, black and white gradient princess-cut lop-eared rabbits, and white little tigers with younger sisters began to appear in the shop.
"Anchor anchor, your hair cutting is indeed very powerful, but it is still too difficult to operate. Is there any teacher Tony who can recommend you who is simple and powerful?"
"Yes, brother, yes. There are nine more Tony teachers like this."
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One day, Mori Ogai suddenly discovered that a small barber shop had been built under his nose without anyone noticing. It was located next to the Leibo Street Clinic. He was wary and suspicious and decided to find out.
He led Alice and pushed open the door. In the barber shop there was only a young hairstylist named Mitarashi Aoi who dyed his hair in a trendy black and white gradient color.
Mori Ogai sighed: "I haven't taken care of my hair for a long time, please Mitarai-kun to fix it a little."
Mitarashi Aoi looked at Mori Ogai with innocent eyes: "Okay."
An hour later, Mori Ogai looked at Dora's head in the mirror and couldn't help but laugh: "..."
1. Nonsensical funny articles
2. The copy was written on 2025/4/18 and will continue to be revised.
3. Cow cat body, black and white hair color is not mainstream
Intention: Break the rules