[Easygoing ordinary woman x hard-working alien impersonator]
Ke Meng thinks her husband has been acting strange lately.
Specifically, he's suddenly become incredibly generous.
It's not that she thinks he's stingy. After all, a six-figure living allowance and an unlimited amount of pocket money arrive on time every month, never short of a cent.
It's just that he gets upset if she spends too long on her phone, goes to a party without him, or even adds a friend in a game.
But ever since he said he was leaving on a long business trip and came back early, everything has changed.
He no longer controls her at every turn, and they treat each other like polite strangers. More importantly, when she tentatively refused their daily routine of intimacy, he! agreed!
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Ronan is an advance envoy from the JADE star system. He is responsible for piloting spacecraft and surveying and extracting resources from planets beyond the system.
Recently, he discovered a planet with abundant water and a low-level civilization. Its inhabitants call themselves humans, and their presence is interfering with his work.
Under the development regulations, the species must be thoroughly documented before the humans are eliminated.
He cloned a male human body to use as a disguise and, under the pretext of "marriage," captured an average female human to serve as his wife and provide baseline data.
But his wife's data keeps changing, so he has to revise it again and again.
■ File No. XX01 ■
Wife, real name Ke Meng (Note: She prefers to be called "wife." Using her full name causes an unknown emotional response.)
Height: 165 cm. Limbs intact, high water content (Note: Do not attempt to deform her using external force, except in areas with dense fat.)
Healthy, slow-moving, non-aggressive.
>> Update 1: The wife's body loses water extremely easily. Replenish it regularly in appropriate amounts.
>> Update 2: The wife must be randomly addressed by a variety of names, including darling, baby, Mengmeng, and others (Note: Names are important. Getting them wrong causes considerable water loss.)
>> Update 3: The wife cannot understand the risks posed to her health by electronic devices, contaminated food, ethanol solutions, and unfamiliar males.
>> Update 4: The wife says I am too "jealous." In human language, this usually describes the feeling of loss experienced by one person in an intimate relationship when the other shifts their attention to someone else and neglects them (Note: It is my duty to ensure the sample remains intact during the documentation period. This is not jealousy.)
>> Update 5: After fulfilling her marital duties several times, the wife repeatedly says she cannot live without me and asks to be with me forever.
Ronan admires his wife's good judgment and decides to grant her request, returning home ahead of schedule under the pretext of a business trip to handle her immigration paperwork.
With his new JADE star system citizenship credentials in hand, he opens the front door and sees the male human body that should have died long ago embracing his wife and whispering in her ear.
That's his wife, his baby, his Mengmeng.
He is going to kill him.
Reader's Notes:
1. Non-human romance, 1v1, both virgins, very heartwarming (probably).
2. The female lead is lazy and unambitious.
3. The male lead's true form is somewhat like an alien, and pretty sanity-destroying.
Theme: Love nourishes.
