You are an amalgamation of protagonists controlled by countless players, and you know the nature of the Fourth Calamity all too well.
After being controlled by a troll player one time and reaching an ending through an extremely entertaining sequence of events, you discovered that you hadn't returned to the starting point. Instead, you had appeared on a street in the [real] world, free of data interference.
The marks where data had bound you were gone. You didn't know why, but that didn't stop you from bringing your troll-player spirit to this [real] world.
You're still quite unfamiliar with human emotions, but you're a player known as the Fourth Calamity, after all. (Troll-player smile)
[At level 1, you run into an orange-haired puppy who invites you to practice:
A. Practice with the orange-haired puppy to level up (Not what a troll player would do)
B. Steal the orange-haired puppy's volleyball (It's player behavior, so how can you call it stealing?)
C. Wait here. I'm going to buy an orange. (Orange hair calls for an orange.)
D. Say, "Ah, lala, gomenn," and refuse him with gusto (No one gets to exploit a player's labor for free.)]
[At level 10, you encounter a cold-faced boy who can't decide what to choose:
A. Politely help the boy pick a quality item (The choice of a model student.)
B. Only children have to choose. Adults take everything. I'll buy this entire vending machine for you. (Even a third-rate novel can find its way forward.)
C. Carry the boy away so you don't have to look at him anymore (The straightforward choice.)
D. Put the entire vending machine in your inventory and eliminate the source of the problem (Player behavior. No refunds.)]
[At level 20, you join the volleyball club and are warmly surrounded by your senior club members:
A. Work hard to get along with your seniors and enjoy a wonderful youth (So righteous it's downright wicked.)
B. Randomly choose a senior and confess your love in an impossibly sultry voice. Let those feelings come on even stronger! (I told you to read fewer third-rate novels.)
C. Take off your clothes and show your seniors your strong physique (Ho ho ho!)
D. Laugh scornfully and declare that they're all "trash" (Kingly aura? Turtle aura?)]
[At level 25, you encounter a germaphobic senior spraying disinfectant during training camp:
A. Recommend a stronger disinfectant (Thoughtful darling.)
B. Tell your senior you just used the bathroom without washing your hands, then tie him up with <Powerful Rope> and force a cuddle (Leaky darling.)
C. Take a giant bucket of disinfectant from your inventory and douse your senior with it, saying, "I believe in you, senpai!" (Level-up darling.)
D. Wrap your senior in bandages from head to toe. That way, he won't get dirty! (Deranged laugh) (...You weren't planning to dye your hair pink, were you...)]
At last, you graduate. The seniors, classmates, and juniors you've mentally tormented smile with relief.
Standing at the graduation ceremony with your max-level title, you express your longing to start a New Game Plus.
Everyone: Please, anything but that!!
Reading notes: 1. OOC is inevitable. The glory belongs to Haikyuu!!, and the OOC belongs to me. I've made my troll player so absurd, so please cut me some slack (prostrates).
2. First, I prostrate myself and apologize to all the Haikyuu!! fans. I'm sorry (very loudly).
3. This is mainly comedy, so please enjoy without worry.
4. The player's abilities will become super strong, but his goofiness does a great job of hiding that.
5. Night owls ahead. Updates come at ungodly hours, usually every other day, though sometimes inspiration strikes and I update daily.
6. Synopsis screenshot saved on 2025.4.17
Theme: A young person's youth must not be wasted
