Hey, Florida Wolf Spider

[Innocent and Mischievous Bottom x Gentle, Guiding Top]

Tao Zhu, a jumping spider from the twenty-first century, accidentally transmigrates to the interstellar era and turns into... a human?!

Luckily, before he has to wander for long, he finds a new owner, Su Xu, who is exactly his type and somehow familiar. He thinks, I want to go home with him.

Tao Zhu: I've seen this older brother somewhere before.

Captured Su Xu: (A perfectly polished smile.jpg.)

Although the human is hiding things from him after they get home, it doesn't matter. He's never failed to get what he wants. The moment he laid eyes on his treasure, he had already decided to seize it. So no matter what... Wait, what do you mean I'm illiterate now?!

The old-era spider, forced into illiteracy, begins a painful yet joyful journey of learning the interstellar language.

As for the schemes, intrigues, and love rivals along the way, what are they babbling about? The spider charges straight ahead and ignores them all!

*

"Xiao Zhu, please be quiet," the captain says, setting down his pen after being interrupted at work yet again. He sighs. "Be good."

Tipsy Tao Zhu immediately settles down. He blinks in confusion. "I... I should listen?"

No, Tao Zhu leans forward and says earnestly, "You should listen to me!"

He takes Su Xu's hand and places it over his own heart.

"Big brother, listen," Tao Zhu says, dazed and smiling brightly without even realizing it. "Happy. It goes thump-thump."

Thump

The heartbeat beneath Su Xu's palm grows stronger with every beat. The human says nothing, but his fingers curl ever so slightly.

A few things to know before reading:

1. A pure-love romance, both leads are each other's first and only, one-on-one, and the top and bottom are locked in. The author has snapped the key in half +ovo

2. Yes, our jumping-spider friend has incredible eyesight, and will tilt his head from a distance to look at you, then raise a paw to say hello.

3. Any plot holes are entirely because the author's cat brain isn't up to the task.

4. Warning in advance: this couple may be a little crazy, and they're extremely possessive of each other ()

5. If you want to curse me out, don't curse out my babies. But if you underestimate me, then

Then I'll leave, all flattened (QAQ)

6. Updates before signing with a platform will follow the rankings or come every other day. I'll ask for a leave of absence if I can't make it in time.

7. To be continued

The first version of the blurb was screenshotted on April 16, 2025.

Expected to start on April 6, 2026. Stockpiling chapters now.

Theme: Love is curiosity, a gaze that lingers, and being seen.