A Little Zombie Raises a Zombie Wife

[A fresh, sweet new premise]

Yun Yun is a three-year-old zombie kid from Plants vs. Zombies. Every day, he follows his two dads, punching giant Explode-o-Nuts and kicking Ice-shroom sprouts. His life is happy and peaceful.

For the sake of his clan’s reproduction plans, he is sent to another world to breed.

It’s a world beset by natural disasters: extreme heat, freezing cold, floods, typhoons...

As soon as he arrives, Yun Yun discovers that his once-proud bluish-purple skin has been bleached white by pollution, his sharp claws have become short, and his scarlet eyes are black.

He stares at his reflection in a little pool. He looks so ugly, even for a zombie.

But Yun Yun is a beauty enthusiast, and he says that becoming ugly is worth it if it helps him find a pretty wife and have babies!

*

The apocalypse arrives, and zombies run rampant. Sixteen-year-old Chen Xun is bitten and abandoned by his stepfather.

As he waits to turn into a zombie, endless darkness appears before his eyes. Dangerous, intimidating gazes watch him from the shadows.

Just as he begins to lose consciousness and someone grabs him, he suddenly hears a voice.

Looking at the young man lying unconscious on a boulder, Yun Yun pats his cold, handsome, bluish-purple zombie face and shyly blinks. He pulls out a flower and confesses, “Um... um, will you be my wife?”

Chen Xun struggles to open his eyes and sneers.

Hah. A little brat of three or four, who hasn’t even finished growing?

This is an outright provocation!

He opens his huge, bloody mouth and bites down on the other’s neck, only for one of his sharp teeth to snap off.

Seeing his wife act so enthusiastically, Yun Yun steps onto the boulder, rises onto his tiptoes, and strokes the other’s head with childish seriousness as he reassures him, “Be good. Your husband will take good care of you from now on.”

Chen Xun’s face twists in fury. “...Roar! Roar, roar, roar!!!”

Note: The top will turn human later.

Theme: Saving the world in the apocalypse