The Fake Heiress Lets Me Win by Doing Nothing [Metaphysics]

Song Zhaoyuan died, then came back to life.

The Judge of the Underworld said her allotted lifespan wasn't over, but her soul had entered the netherworld.

Want to go back?

Sure. Work as a ghost bailiff for three years and meet your performance targets, and you'll get your life back.

Song Zhaoyuan stared at the "Are You Dead?" app that had installed itself on her phone and fell silent for three seconds.

...I was a wage slave while alive. Do I have to be one after death, too?

Back in the human world, Song Zhaoyuan was still worrying about how to meet her targets when a job landed right in her lap.

A female ghost knelt before her hospital bed, holding a baby. "Please help me, Your Excellency."

Before Song Zhaoyuan could answer, her phone chimed.

[Your new Are You Dead? request has been automatically accepted. Please handle it promptly.]

Song Zhaoyuan: ??? I can't even reject a job?

Just as she was tearing her hair out over the countdown, her fake heiress younger sister came over.

Xia Xinran blinked. "Sis, are you looking for the Zhao family? I know the way."

Song Zhaoyuan froze. "How do you know?"

Xia Xinran only smiled.

How could she tell her the truth?

That in her previous life, when Song Zhaoyuan's family was destroyed, she'd memorized the names of all her enemies?

Later, Song Zhaoyuan discovered that her little sister was practically a walking mission guide.

Wherever she pointed, Song Zhaoyuan went, and her performance numbers soared. She never had to worry about meeting her targets again.

Looking at her ever-growing merit column, Song Zhaoyuan asked sincerely, "Were you an outstanding employee of the Underworld in your previous life?"

Xia Xinran smiled. "No. I'm your number-one fan."

And what about that man who always appeared at crucial moments, helped tie up loose ends, and then vanished?

One day, Xia Xinran finally couldn't hold back and asked, "Sis, what's your relationship with Professor Xi?"

Without looking up, Song Zhaoyuan replied, "We're coworkers."

Xia Xinran: ...What kind of coworkers keep staring at you like that?

[Reader's Guide]

1. A growing heroine, from being afraid of ghosts to catching them.

2. A lighthearted, silly comedy.

--- Upcoming Book: He Went Mad After I Killed His White Moonlight ---

[Slow-Burn Cultivation Adventure]

Clear-headed, steadfast, desireless, and the top Mystic Lady of the Ninth Heaven x restrained in public, lovesick and possessive in private, the Heavenly Court's Judicial Officer

Shi Yin was reborn, but she had lost her memories.

In her previous life, she was the Mystic Lady who guarded the Ninth Heaven, famed far and wide and residing in the Longevity Hall. But a colleague betrayed her, and she fell into the Heavenly River.

The Heavenly River washed everything away. She became an ordinary baby and drifted downstream toward Xian Du.

Xian Du was isolated from the world, and outsiders couldn't find its entrance. Once the villagers left, they could never return. Only Shi Yin could come and go freely.

The villagers never cultivated, yet they urged Shi Yin every day to cultivate and become an immortal. Shi Yin remained unmoved, wanting only to depend on each other with Granny Shi, who had rescued her from the riverbank.

Sixteen years passed. An old injustice was finally cleared, and demons and monsters returned in force.

The Heavenly Court sent its Judicial Officer, Qi Yuan, to the mortal realm to urge Shi Yin to cultivate and return to the Ninth Heaven.

Little did she know, it was Qi Yuan's suspicion and jealousy that had brought her to this point.

*

Demons and monsters ran wild. Granny Shi was attacked by a beast and died in Shi Yin's arms.

The blaze consumed Shi Yin's reason, and she swore to slay every demon and monster in the world.

She became a disciple of Lord Fenghua, and Qi Yuan became her senior brother. He looked out for her in every way and taught her, step by step, how to return to the Ninth Heaven.

Only when she returned to the Longevity Hall was the truth about Granny Shi's death revealed.

At last, Shi Yin remembered everything from her previous life, and hatred surged through her in an instant.

But when he looked at her, his eyes held nothing but humble joy. "I love you."

[Reader's Guide]

1. Not a wish-fulfillment story, but a slow-burn cultivation novel.

2. The heroine starts cultivating from zero. She has a golden finger, but not much of one.

3. Rather than rebirth, I prefer to call it reincarnation.

4. The male lead is flawed, and the leads have misunderstandings. If you like couples making up and having a happy ending, this one will end happily.

Theme: Only when there is light in your heart can you illuminate the world