Ongoing: I Have Absolutely No Designs on My Secret Identities
On September 9, 2025, Tuesday, the story will go VIP, with chapters 21-100 becoming paid chapters.
The king had everything.
The king left his kingdom for a very, very long time.
When he returned, he came without a sound, but flowers bloomed everywhere.
No one asked where the king had gone.
But then some strange people appeared from outside, saying they had all come to find the king.
The refined scoundrel of a demon kisses the back of the king's hand. "You abandoned us back then, but it doesn't matter. We will always love you."
The cold, ascetic priest watches the king from the shadows. "What did you say to me? That you'd accept my loyalty? But then you left me behind and ran away. How cruel."
The courteous angel spreads his wings in midair, blocking the king's path. "We've waited a long time for your orders. We don't want to wait anymore. You can kill me, but I won't change my mind."
The impeccably dressed Wolf King toys with the wolf-fang pendant on the king's chest. "This seems to be mine. How could you remember to take my tooth, but not me? I'm going to cry."
I Have Absolutely No Designs on My Secret Identities
Xuesong was the strongest person of his era. He died before everyone's eyes while suppressing the Demon Lord. No one thought he could still be alive. But what they didn't know was that, with the System's help, Xuesong had been resurrected from the dead.
Without hesitation, he chose to retrace the same path he'd taken before, and dig up the inheritance he'd prepared for himself back then.
There was just one tiny hitch...
Someone saw him retrieving his things, and was utterly shocked. "Why is his projection so gentle with you? Did he know you'd be the one to take the things? You know each other?"
Someone saw him kill a monster, and was utterly shocked. "Why does that move you used to kill the monster look so familiar? That's the Immortal Lord's signature technique! He never taught it to anyone! How do you know it? Are you his disciple?"
Someone saw him dig up the wine he'd buried in his own courtyard, and was utterly shocked. "The Immortal Lord never mentioned there was wine buried here! How did you know? Did you bury it with him? Were you that close?"
Someone saw him secretly drinking the wine he liked, and was utterly shocked. "The wine he likes is the same as the Immortal Lord's? Is he secretly making offerings to the Immortal Lord? He must be, right? Were they that close?"
Someone saw him drunkenly lying in his own little house, and was utterly shocked. "This house doesn't even have a key! It's protected by a formation the Immortal Lord left behind, and no one but him can get in. Yet you walked right in? Did you sleep together? No wonder he wouldn't let anyone else in! Are you his Dao companion?"
Xuesong himself: ...How do I put this? I'm the person you're talking about.
Everyone else: Enough. You must be so overcome with grief that you've lost your mind. You should get some rest! (Turns away) (Wipes away tears) Such a pure and profound bond! (Chokes up)
Xuesong: What are you crying about?! (Falls over)
My Secret Identity Came Out of a Game
Legend has it that Hell has a special lily of the valley, one that loves to bewitch people's hearts, especially the hearts of the Heaven's Chosen...
A count with a vast manor, hundreds of servants, and thousands of slaves leaves his estate and abandons his staff. He'd rather pretend to be a passerby who happened to lend a helping hand than leave the other's side;
A priest who commands a sacred cathedral and is responsible for educating the masses shares a room with him;
A great demon who commands tens of thousands of puppets but has gone out for some fun is inseparable from him;
An archangel who came nearby to track down a demon's whereabouts stays by his side at all times.
Everyone else: Wow! The irresistible one of Hell is real!
In reality, it all began when the System appeared before Bai Linglan and gave him his max-level secret identity from a game set in Hell, along with everything that came with it.
There's only one person here: me, Bai Linglan, sighing silently.
Theme: Perseverance brings victory
Sure enough, it feels so heavy and inhuman.
The time and word count are so good...[Cat's Claw]
There is no introduction to the world background at the beginning, and there is no description of the appearance and personality of the characters. It goes directly to the plot. The reading experience is not very good, touch chin. Jpg. Because there are only character names and plots, I can't imagine what kind of world or place or what kind of characters this kind of thing happened to. I can't even think of the characters. Because there are only names and world backgrounds, I don't know what type they are. There are kings, hell demons, and it feels like a Western fantasy. The character names are all Chinese names, and the power system is not mentioned. I can't figure it out, and there is no sense of involvement. Let's take a look below 🍉
It doesn't seem to be in V. Is there something wrong?
So stable, too stable?