Who Said Online Dating Had to Be with a Sword Cultivator?

A sweet little romance

Chatty sweetheart x Bking

Lin Chichi spent ten years in seclusion. When she came out, the cultivation world had changed beyond recognition.

As the pace of cultivation quickened and the spirit-net became widespread, cultivators grew increasingly distant from one another.

Unable to adapt to society, Lin Chichi timidly opens a jade slip, hoping for help:

Help! My master says if I don't find someone to bring back to the sect this year, he'll break my legs! But I'm really busy cultivating, and the senior and junior brothers at the neighboring sect are busy cultivating too! There's no time to meet anyone, seriously!

First floor: Ever tried online dating?

Lin Chichi replies: But after we talked about the philosophy of life, what did he mean by "show me your legs"?

First floor: .

Second floor: If you're going to date, date a sword cultivator.

Lin Chichi replies instantly: What makes you say that? [DM me, 50]

Second floor: Loyal, quiet, and full of stamina.

Lin Chichi: [DM me, 5000]

Second floor: Contact: xxxxxxx.

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Lin Chichi successfully starts an online romance with a senior sword cultivator. He really is quite quiet. But his loyalty is only for his natal sword, and his stamina is debatable.

After a year of awkward conversations, Lin Chichi returns to her sect to attend the matchmaking gathering her master arranged.

Her master says earnestly:

When cultivators look for a Dao companion, they should find someone powerful. Otherwise, that person might die young and leave you all alone. What would you do then?

Lin Chichi thinks that makes a lot of sense.

But before she can nod, someone slices the sect's mountain peak clean off with a single sword strike.

A young sword cultivator, dressed in white as pure as snow, stares coldly ahead.

His gaze lands straight on Lin Chichi.

"Come here."

Lin Chichi is stunned.

The young man sweeps aside the sect's many prodigies with a single sword strike, then clears his throat. "Powerful."

Lin Chichi: "...?"

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One day, a senior brother gives Xie Cunzhen someone's contact information, along with a message: "They're an investor in the sect. Make sure you build a good relationship."

Though reluctant, Xie Cunzhen maintains basic courtesy and contacts them regularly.

Until one day, the other person says: "Show me your abs."

Xie Cunzhen: "."

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After their breakup, Lin Chichi gets pursued eight hundred times before she finally understands what "loyal, quiet, and full of stamina" means.

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