[Sharp-looking but actually spineless, snarky shou x various gong]
On his thirty-second birthday, Fan Daiyun received his divorce papers. This was his third divorce. If marriage had brought him anything, it was three stepsons.
He was a pushover, kind and soft-hearted. Every time, he treated his stepsons like his own, but after each divorce, they went with his ex-wife, without exception.
Heartbroken, Fan Daiyun went to a temple to burn incense and get rid of his bad luck. That night, he got caught up with something bizarre.
A little ball flashing pink lights told him: I'm a Dating Game System. In your dreams, Host, you can experience heart-pounding romance.
Fan Daiyun: ...I'll have to decline.
He was thirty-two, not twenty-three. He wasn't about to play a game that looked like it would take so much energy.
System: Don't you want to know why every marriage of yours ended without going anywhere? Maybe the dating game can tell you.
Fan Daiyun: ...All right.
He blundered into the game and was so shocked he nearly got fried.
What the hell, this is a gay dating game!!!!
Stepsons becoming boyfriends, is that right?!
Brothers becoming boyfriends, is that right?!
Rivals in love becoming boyfriends, is that right?!
Neighbors becoming boyfriends, is that right?!
This damn game can go die already.
But now that he's started, it's hard to stand not finishing it.
It's just a game, after all. Nothing like this will happen in real life...
Right?
When Fan Daiyun is pinned to the sofa by his stepson, who's groping him all over, he thinks hazily that they must have both been drinking. Once they wake up, it'll be fine, right?
When his ex-wife's old flame kisses him by force, he thinks hazily that the man must be taking revenge on him. Once he explains everything, it'll be fine, right?
When his burly neighbor pins him against a tree, he thinks hazily that he must have made the neighbor angry. Once the neighbor cools down, it'll be fine, right?
When his longtime friend helps him out in every way, he thinks hazily that brothers should share life and death. A little hands-on help is no big deal, right?
Aaaaaah, this is all wrong!!!
*Turning straight men gay
*Screenshot saved on 2025.04.14
Theme: Sleep well, live well.
