The Supernatural Descends, and I Load a Dating Simulator

PS: Nobody reads my serious writing, so I'll just get weird! Hmph!

PS: I can't think of a funny blurb for now, so here's an excerpt instead [There's only so much room for a blurb, so try the first three chapters. Seriously, please, I beg you. Heart]

PS: To be clear, this story has no CP. The dating simulator is just a golden finger, mainly for understanding the strange obsessions. They're not actually dating. What, are they dating a ghost?

"What's your organization called?" Zhang Qing decided to stall.

The blond hesitated, then looked at Monkey. Monkey scratched his head: "..."

It was too long. He hadn't memorized it.

The blond cleared his throat. "The Earth Peace Joint Attack and Defense East China Special Investigation and Action Force, or the Peace Force for short."

"Right, the Peace Force."

Monkey slapped his thigh. The first time he'd heard it, he'd only remembered the beginning and hadn't paid attention to the rest. But the beginning was too long to remember, so he didn't know the rest either.

Zhang Qing looked the blond up and down, his expression odd. "Do you believe in the light?"

The blond's eyes lit up. "You do too?"

Zhang Qing said, "No, I believe in love."

"Then you should join the Peace Force even more! Where there's light, there's love, and where there's love, there's light." The blond's eyes shone.

Theme: Get weird every day, be happy every day