The match starts, and on the Clash Lane, someone instantly picks Sima Zhen with Teleport. Their username is "Zhang Ruonan's Dog."
Like a swarm of locusts, they leave nothing behind, greedily taking minions from all three lanes and farming their way to 10,000 gold in six minutes.
Maybe he's short on cash to burn incense for his parents.
When the team fight starts, Sima Zhen is still farming. After finishing his farming, he buys a 4,000-plus-cost Pojun, finally joins the fight, and immediately crashes and gets melted. Then he turns on his mic and blames his teammates.
His teammates get a defeat, and he discovers he's lost four points for insulting them.
After the match, Sima Zhen finds himself in an unfamiliar place, burning with fever, cheeks flushed and body weak.
A muscular man is standing on top of him.
"Lord Sima Zhen, you've been poisoned. You don't want to die from the poison, do you?" the other man says with a casual smile.
"No..." Sima Zhen sobs, his voice soft and weak.
"Then let's get started."
A maid outfit lands in front of Sima Zhen.
"Waaah..."
Recommended upcoming story: "I'm Bored, I Want to See Rivers of Blood"
If you finish it without laughing, you've got depression.
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Theme: Learn to care about other people's parents
Aren't you very arrogant at ordinary times? Why are you so afraid of being written about? 😂 Author, you have five hundred collections of your book. It's a pity to seal it because you can't afford it [Chigua]
Anchor, are you the king who has been beaten?
Anchor Anchor, why is our house full of blood locked? How long will it take to unlock it? 😭
Why is it locked? I also want to see rivers of blood 😭 which bad guy got into trouble 😭
So did you still write the book that was full of blood? Why don't we change our name to "The Reincarnation of the Earth"? You and I will support the main package's debut with your vote.
Oh no, I really want to watch the battle next door 😭 😭
Teacher, teacher, I also want to read it if it is divided into several copies.
I'm curious, is it the poster who said that Su Nuo would have morning sickness? [Changed]
No matter what, beating the teacher into Sister Cheng 🐶 first must have been done by the d5 personality! Diao Wu has done all the bad things! These are Diao 5's plot to attempt to capture the earth as an alien creature (?)
Who on earth can't afford to play with locks?