Passers-By, Selling Shit in Comics to Survive

Shi Songyu got a waste system and discovered that the world is a high-risk comic. If you don't have popularity points, you will die! At the beginning of the comic, the protagonist appears. He is right in front of the convenience store across the street, with a scrawled background and no face even painted! Good news: there is no dangerous plot at the beginning of the comic Bad news: Not popular enough, he only has one day of health left. Shi Songyu couldn't help it anymore. He rushed directly to the protagonist, risking offending him, and grabbed him by the collar to find trouble. My father is the school bully, should I be afraid of the protagonist? Lin Que was stunned for a moment, then covered his hand with a smile, "Good morning, classmate Shi, do you want to go to school together?" Shi Songyu: "... You know me?" Lin Que smiled and rolled his eyes, "Don't you see? I'm looking for an excuse to strike up a conversation with you." Shi Songyu:...... The comic is updated and he finally has a sense of existence, like in an idol drama. In the eyes of the protagonist, he is terrifyingly beautiful. The comment area exploded: [Is this a section to verify the protagonist's charm? Well, it's okay to force it, but is the person you're chatting with the opposite? [Forget it's a woman, isn't this a man? No matter how beautiful she is, she is still a man! [If you don't sell rot if you are passionate, it is better to go home and plant sweet potatoes] [Damn author, he started selling the comics after just a few updates, I wish the sales will explode] [How can you say it's selling corruption? It's obvious that the author wants to make progress too much! Overnight, the comic became the top three sales list Shi Songyu jumped from a faceless passerby to a popular character Shi Songyu's pupils earthquake No, is it so easy... Isn't this easier than grabbing the protagonist's role and wandering around in high-risk plots? Shi Songyu made up his mind that he would survive in the comic book world by selling sex! * Whoever the reader knocks, he will find someone to sell. Lin Que, who only wants to live an ordinary life, is an ordinary college student during the day, and kills decisive and abnormal cleaners at night. The official superpower bureau's dictatorial and cruel 1st Both good and evil, the pleasure of life and death depends on preferences. He didn't even let it go The comment section joked that Shi Songyu is simply a succubus, attracting everyone's attention when she appears. Some people say that Shi Songyu is a major failure of the comics. Shi Songyu dismissed it, and he sold it lightly The comments section of the seller screamed, and the single book sold sold millions of copies. The two men and three men who sold it all confessed to him. Shi Songyu was sweating like rain. How could there be real gay men in hot-blooded comics? She quickly used the protagonist to explain Then in the evening the comic revealed that the protagonist who wants to be an ordinary person and the dictatorial and cruel 1st, who is both good and evil, are the same person! Those two are Lin Que's vests! Shi Songyu was about to run away without stopping. As soon as he opened the door, Lin Que stood at the door and stretched out his hand towards him with a smile. "I've been waiting for you to confess your love for a long time, so I sent it to you." Shi Songyu:...... ◆Shou is the center of the spider web of hot characters. The top three most popular CPs in comics are all gong/vest x shou. The three families often fight. ◆There are a lot of female fandom cp plots. There is no plot. All the plots are designed to serve the purpose of attacking and receiving. ◆There may be more than two attack vests, but there are only two permanent vests in comics ◆Be imaginary, don't look for reality in the second dimension. Jpg —————— Recommend advance payment of the same type ①: "Ordinary people, but forced by the top popularity" Copywriter: Lou Xuejin was assigned to a new department. The comics department is famous for its high-risk world view and extremely low survival rate. The mission is very simple, survive in various comic worlds, but the mission completion rate is only a pitiful 0.1% The identity card he got: blind, mute, paralyzed legs, looking ugly as beautiful... Tags from the comic world: shark hand, weird, pseudo-human, superpower... Lou Xuejin: I can't live, just wait for death, farewell😨 System (sorrow): If there is no performance, we will be fired Lou Xuejin: I have no choice but to hug my thighs everywhere and survive😖 … The most popular comics are either hot on the outside and cold on the inside, cynical, cold-faced and cool, emphasizing love and righteousness, or gentle and cool, ruthless. They are all reliable at certain times and are like a backer. They all have the same standard: overwhelming power and a strong sense of distance. Lou Xuejin planned to hang out with the protagonist, but unexpectedly the most popular ones showed up uninvited. … Hot-blooded battle comic: The blind owner of a self-service sex shop hugged the thigh of the protagonist next door. The protagonist had a mother's heart and brought him food every day. One day, he was replaced. The popular top was a childish ghost and often teased him. Lou Xuejin also pretended not to know and cooperated with the performance😎 A few days later, the protagonist was knocking on the door. Lou Xue was behind the door🥵. His toes were not touching the ground. The popular top man chuckled in his ear: You have to cover your mouth well so that he doesn't hear~ Urban supernatural comic: a rich second generation with paralyzed legs Thriller and suspense comic: The money-worshiping mute follower … ——It's really satisfying to be forced to love by hot characters every time! 😤 —————— Recommend pre-receipts of the same genre ②: "Weird Animated Passerby, Selling Corruption to Survive" Copywriting: Shi Fuxue was pulled into a horror game. Fortunately, he was bound to a system in the novice copy. He discovered that the world is a strange animation, and he is the most common passerby in the animation. Good news, a golden finger from heaven😎 Bad news, he's going to die soon😨 The waste system made him watch the animation, and he didn't even know who the protagonist was! In desperation, Shi Fuxue aimed at the man with the best appearance and a calm demeanor in the novice dungeon. Everything seemed strange in an instant. If this wasn't the protagonist, who was? It was too late to hold his thigh, so when he wasn't paying attention, Shi Yingxue rushed forward and kissed him forcefully😙 Just look at this frame for the beginning! The cannon fodder who sexually harassed the protagonist also lived two episodes longer than the passerby! The man was stunned for a moment, and under Shi Yingxue's shocked eyes, he reached out and pinched his narrow waist, licking the bite marks on his lower lip, thoughtfully🤔 "You kissed me, do you know me? I had a boyfriend before I lost my memory?" Shi Lingxue:! ! This is an amnesiac boss type protagonist! The man smiled: "If you don't know me, are you sexually harassing me?"😄 Shi Ouxue thought of his strange appearance in that instant and gritted her teeth, "Yes, I am your boyfriend!"😤 In the moment of life and death, straight men can bend instantly! The animation is updated in real time, and the barrage above the head is asking question marks, and the popularity is skyrocketing. No? Am I blind? Boy-to-man kiss? My eyes! 😨 [A passer-by who appears suddenly? Wait, is he so handsome? So he was on the edge before? 😉] [Haha, the rumored boyfriend looks like he is about to die tragically at first glance. Please click here to update. This face will definitely be very beautiful when he dies😏] [The good ones of Rainbow Club will not learn from the bad ones, no cp groups will be sold in weird animations, you don't want to sell any more? Let me put it here, if you subscribe more than 100 times, I will lose! 😡 [... Oh my God, there are tens of thousands of subscribers, who is buying this episode! 😱] The barrage was full of curses, but it didn't stop Shi Yingxue from being a passer-by at the beginning to become the protagonist, the rumored boyfriend, and his popularity soared Time negative snow pupil earthquake Find wealth in danger! If you can survive in a horror game by selling meat, what reason does he have for not selling? Group portrait? Are there other protagonists? Shi Fuxue's eyes gradually became firmer … Whoever has the appearance of a protagonist, Shi Fuxue will find someone to sell. ——Infinite player top, the male god he worships Shi Fuxue was wearing the skin of a little fanboy, but she didn't even know what the hero's sidearm was called. Teammate (vest) smiled half-heartedly😊: "You fake fan." ——The charming heartthrob is his secret friend Shi Fuxue saw that all the player NPCs seemed to have lost their minds and rushed to die for the heartthrob. He did not dare to reveal that he was not charmed, so he pretended to be obsessed while working hard to improve his dog-licking status. The next day, the heartthrob focused on her, "You were the only one who slept soundly last night." Shi Fuxue: ... You can't sleep even if you lick the dog? 😨 ——The max-level boss who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger is the little brother he protects He was the prettiest in the copy. Shi Ouxue thought that she should change her image so that she could not be ridiculed by the audience all the time, so she rescued him. However, she realized something was wrong along the way and started to pretend to be confused. As a result, his acting skills were not good enough. The boss knew that he had discovered something was wrong. Shi Ouxue also found that the boss knew that he had discovered something was wrong. Two people who know each other well are playing a pretending game (during the period, the boss wanted to lift the table but Shi Fuxue held him back) 🤗 vs 😖 ——The man who defrauded the gods and criticized him crazily was his confidant who seemed like both friend and enemy. Shi Fuxue accidentally created a dungeon with a real classmate. The player didn't know, and the classmate didn't know his sexual orientation? Especially this person hates him very much😰 In desperation, he found an elusive rumor maker who would never appear in a low-level dungeon for eight lifetimes. They had a close relationship. The rumor mill burst into tears, the young boy was tame and the moonlight was black and white, but he was not as good as a young boy with literary skills. Even if his classmates jumped and called him a liar, his teammates still believed him. The dungeon NPC was also moved by his rumor, saying that Crazy Batch happened to be here, and he would invite them over to let them untie their knots. The hat-wearing tourist next door put down his newspaper and smiled with interest at the stiff-faced Shi Ouxue. The next second, Shi Ouxue turned into a cat and held it in his hand. Shi Fuxue arched her back and cried out in horror, "Meow, meow, meow!" Crazy Pi raised an eyebrow, "Oh, I'm so excited." ——Amnesiac who thinks he is an evil god among ordinary people and is his boyfriend Faced with this initial target of corruption, Shi Fuxue got everything he asked for, pampered him, and did nothing except kissing when necessary. Until midnight one day, my boyfriend climbed into bed and looked at him suspiciously, "Why don't you do it? Are you really my boyfriend?"🧐 Shi Fuxue: "..." He didn't want to sell himself out as a prostitute! 😵 … While the audience scolded him for turning a non-CP animation into a gay animation, they also said that in the next episode, all his prostitutes must run into him. They are happy to see Shura Field🤣 Every time he was almost hit by the protagonists, the barrage above his head skyrocketed. Shi Fuxue smiled disdainfully😌, there are so many infinite copies, it's so easy to bump into all the people who sell rotten things. Sales have intensified. Unexpectedly, a new dungeon was coming. When Shi Fuxue opened her eyes, her teammates were all targets of corruption. The protagonists looked at each other warily for a moment, then subconsciously walked towards him. Seeing that they were heading in the same direction, they all stopped and looked at Shi Yingxue in unison😶 In full view of everyone, the snow and sweat are pouring down like rain🥶 … ——Finished article: "A straight man with a career mind, but a heartthrob [Quick Travel]" Mission: Under adversity, we will never give up our good qualities.