After the Eldest Senior Sister Binds Herself to the Chosen One System

A silly, lighthearted story with a touch of ensemble cast. [Main story complete]

I've started a new story next door~ Kind little angels, please add it to your favorites _(:3 ⌒?)_

Straight-laced senior sister VS gloomy, green-tea doggy Demon

The day the demonic beast horde descended on the city, Zhu Dan, the diligent senior sister of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect who had guarded the city, was suddenly struck by a System from the sky. At the same time, she learned that she had entered an old-school tragic novel, where her entire sect was supposed to die in this demonic beast rampage, setting the story in motion.

Zhu Dan: ...

You're saying that after a hundred years of painstaking cultivation, I still can't escape a bad ending where Heaven and Earth perish together?

The heroine used to be a cool, aloof saintess, untouched by worldly concerns.

Until one day, a whole bedful of books was found beneath her bed in the palace: The Legend of Wu X Tian, The Disappeared Women, The Pig Castration Handbook, and so on.

From then on, the saintess began looking at men a little differently.

The hero used to be a widely revered Buddhist disciple, pure of heart but ignorant of human ways.

Until he saw one of his friends become entangled in what seemed to be one ambiguous relationship after another, with a junior brother, a passing sword cultivator, a ferocious beast the size of a palm, and even a substitute Demon Venerable who looked a lot like her junior brother. And she moved seamlessly from one to the next... He understood, and from then on devoted himself wholeheartedly to Buddhism, with no worldly desires in his eyes.

As for the villain, the Demon Venerable... Two lifetimes, and he's still acting like a woman's dog. There's no saving him.

And Zhu Dan? Sorry, you can call her Long Aotian now.

"So how did you become the greatest in the world?"

Zhu Dan Long Aotian smiled faintly. "First, on a bright, sunny day, stand on the highest hill, point at the scorching sun overhead, and shout..."

"Shout what?"

"Heavenly Dao, screw your immortal ancestors!"

"RUMBLE!!!"

A preview of my upcoming novel. I'll probably write this one next, so if you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ Kisses~

I Really Am Not the Great Demon Who Will Destroy the World

After entering the Tianyi Sect, Mu Zhao settles in and diligently cultivates.

Her master, whom she has seen only once in ten years, is above her, along with her sharp-tongued senior brother who broke off their engagement. Below her are the ungrateful junior brother she grew up with and the frail, willow-like junior sister who is the sect's treasured beloved. Every day is a turbulent mix of bitterness and sweetness.

What a life.

Mu Zhao thinks her life will continue peacefully like this. Until one day, three thousand immortal sects emerge from the mountains, countless gods and Buddhas press down from the skies, thunder follows her, earthfire shakes the mountains, and stars shift as Heaven and Earth merge into one. All this commotion is just to... surround and destroy her?

"Demon, so you really were harboring sinister intentions! How could the immortal sects have produced a disgrace like you? This time, we will never let you destroy the world again!"

Mu Zhao: ... That's so epic.

Mu Zhao thinks the immortal sects have gone mad.

Until the little skeleton hiding behind her peeks out. No one even sees him move, but the disciples pointing their swords at her all drop to the ground.

After considering whether they might be faking it, Mu Zhao regretfully rules out the possibility.

At the same time, she realizes that the little skeleton's moves... seem oddly familiar.

In the end, after learning that she is destined to destroy the world, Mu Zhao defects.

She also takes along the original beloved, the vicious villainess, a swordsmanship prodigy, and... a human skeleton.

Everyone is in great spirits, and Mu Zhao likes them. The only thing that troubles her is...

A certain weapon refiner: "Those who govern through wisdom are unknown to the people; those who contend openly are seen by all. You're excellent."

The beloved: "I hate you, and even more... I hate that I'm not you."

The vicious villainess: "I hate the eight sufferings of life, which imprison me forever. Scheming so much only to ensnare myself... I cannot be free!"

A certain sect's senior brother: "Integrity and innocence shouldn't be belittled."

Ah, my teammates are saying things I don't understand again.

"The world is impure. I will be your accomplice forever."

#Haha, damn it, I think I know why the world gets destroyed#

#All you idiots can go die!#

#Even if I have to fight the whole world, I'll stand by your side#

1. The whole story has a light, lively style. Someone once said it feels like an old-school comic (not really).

2. The heroine might occasionally go off the rails and reply to messages without reading them properly.

3. Updates every night at nine. I won't abandon the story! I won't abandon the story! (Finger hearts~)

4. Finally, my dears! Please add it to your favorites, sob sob~ Please add it to your reading list!

(That's all I can think of for now. I'll add more if I think of anything else or you remind me. Please check the content warnings~)

Theme: Though a thousand may stand against me, I will go.