I Wasted All My Winks on a Hopelessly Straight Man

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[Hopelessly Straight Top x Cool, Alluring Bottom]

Xiao Wen became Song Hemian's live-in housekeeper. At first, he was grateful. He had a place to stay, meals and lodging were covered, and he even got paid.

Later, he started to think he might not be cut out for the job...

Because he never expected Song Hemian to wear... sheer lace pajamas around the house! And, and he didn't wear anything underneath!

Xiao Wen: My good buddy might not be so straight... What should I do?

He thought about quitting, but he really couldn't bear to give up this job (a monthly salary of ten thousand, free room and board, weekends off, and a gaming room he absolutely loved!).

Song Hemian glanced at him with cool eyes, then quickly looked away. He raised his cup to hide the corners of his mouth, which had begun to lift.

Xiao Wen was torn, but then he turned and saw Song Hemian's shapely backside... He immediately shook his head and dismissed the idea of quitting.

If he left, would someone else get to see Song Hemian like... like this??

No way! Absolutely not!

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Song Hemian had secretly loved someone for years. At last, he had managed to lure him into his home, but the guy was hopelessly straight.

To keep him around, Song Hemian offered him a high salary and even prepared the gaming room straight men loved most.

But after a month, then two, the two of them had said fewer than ten words to each other...

Song Hemian decided this couldn't go on, so he looked up a few... ahem, ways to attract him.

But...

A hopeless straight guy was still a hopeless straight guy!

He stretched his leg out from under the table, and it had barely brushed Xiao Wen's trouser cuff when Xiao Wen said, "Why do you keep getting cramps? You must be low on calcium. That brand I used to take..."

As they walked, Song Hemian would brush against him ever so slightly, and Xiao Wen would say, "Why do you keep crowding me when we walk? This road was just built. It's so wide!"

After showering, he deliberately left his hair wet and walked back and forth in front of Xiao Wen. The hopeless straight guy said:

"Huh? Is the roof leaking? Why's the floor wet?"

There's no saving him.

The hopeless straight guy really is immune to every trick.

Song Hemian racked his brains. In the end, only one idea remained.

He bought lace pajamas in all sorts of colors and styles. Surely Xiao Wen wouldn't be able to stay unmoved!

On a clear, starry night, he made a point of walking past Xiao Wen in the clothes he'd carefully chosen, as if by chance.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

Gradually, Xiao Wen began looking at him differently.

Song Hemian pretended to be cool and restrained his smile. As he turned, his casual glance met a pair of towering hills.

The tips of his ears grew hot. He thought to himself: Straight Jiang Jiang is pretty well-endowed.

Bonus Scene:

During the years he wasn't in touch with Song Hemian, Xiao Wen's life followed the same routine: play ball, then go home and sleep.

After becoming Song Hemian's housekeeper: take Song Hemian to work, look after Song Hemian, pick Song Hemian up after work, and play ball once in a while.

Though his life was still a little monotonous, Xiao Wen was happy with it. 🥰

Blurb written on December 8, 2025. Screenshot saved as proof.

Theme: Love will be answered