What Should Nezha Do After His Archrival Ao Bing Gets Pregnant?

For every 50 new favorites, I'll write a bonus chapter.

Ao Bing is reborn in the Nine Rivers Bend and meets the slayer Nezha again.

The two immediately start fighting.

Ao Bing's hands are bound by the Red Armillary Sash. His legs give way, and he falls toward Nezha.

Nezha is suddenly knocked down onto the beach by Ao Bing.

Nezha's thoughts: Meeting your nemesis again, and ending up kissing him?

Ao Bing, letting out a shriek: ???

Ao Bing, flustered and furious: The sharp-tongued slayer's lips are actually this soft?

Ao Bing has nowhere to go and meets a red-clad child named Xiao Ou in Chentang Pass.

Xiao Ou takes him in.

The two become good friends...

Nezha accepts a mission from the Celestial Court to deal with a ghost fetus wreaking havoc among mortals. Ao Bing pursues him every step of the way, refusing to give up.

Who could have guessed that one day the two would accidentally fall under a flower demon's love spell and spend a night in desperate passion?

When Ao Bing wakes, he flees in a panic. A few months later, he discovers that he's carrying a dragon egg, fathered by his nemesis Nezha.

Ao Bing braves heavenly lightning and crosses perilous lands, trying to abort the unwanted child in his belly.

But on his way, he runs into the Marshal of the Central Altar, returning from his mission.

The newcomer stands in the clouds, radiating murderous intent and incomparable beauty. The blazing flames surrounding him are too bright to look at directly.

Nezha stares at Ao Bing's swollen belly. "You're pregnant?"

Reading Guide:

1. The Marshal of the Central Altar is three thousand years old, while Bingbing is three hundred. Come read about a scheming older man.

2. Nezha is all bark and no bite, and actually the best gong in the world!

3. A sweet romance blending family affection with supernatural fantasy.

4. Basically, it's a story about nemeses accidentally having a one-night stand, then one running away while pregnant.

Note: The line "Nemeses can't become wives" comes from the internet meme below.

[Nemeses are nemeses! Nemeses can't become wives. If they become wives, you can never look your nemesis in the eye honestly again and tell him, "I'm going to kill you!" If you become wives, then you'll only be able to curl up together under the covers at night and sink into a bed of desire and love! So nemeses can only be wives! Oh, no... I mean! So wives can only be nemeses! Sorry... I mean! Nemeses are nemeses!]

I thought this meme was so good, and Nezha and Ao Bing fit it perfectly, so I'm writing it!

Next book: "Ao Bing Goes Mortal and Livestreams in Women's Clothes"

In modern society, the immortals descend to the mortal world for fun and to find new work. Ao Bing, Lord of the Canopy Star, assumes a female form to livestream in women's clothes and leads a pretty carefree life.

Nezha is vacationing in the human world and becomes obsessed with a beautiful streamer with sapphire-blue eyes. The Marshal of the Central Altar waves a hand and sends 999 Carnival gifts, shooting straight to the top of the rankings that night.

Even more coincidentally, a month later, Nezha encounters the beautiful streamer he's been dreaming about at the Peach Banquet the Queen Mother holds in the human world.

The peach wine makes them drunk, and after that they...

Ao Bing wakes and hurries away.

Nezha can't hold his liquor and can't remember a thing that happened the night before.

A year later, a baby dragon's cries can be heard during Ao Bing's livestream.

The comments go wild.

"What? The streamer has a kid?"

"A young, single, unmarried mom?"

Ao Bing simply admits it and even brings the little dragon out to show everyone.

Nezha becomes depressed and goes back to being a workaholic. He's either fighting and killing, or on his way to fight and kill.

Until one day, he runs into Yang Jian.

Yang Jian asks in confusion, "Nezha, I saw Ao Bing's child yesterday. Why does the kid look just like your biological child?"

Nezha: ???

This one will be a lighthearted comedy!

Theme: Love and hate can hinge on a single thought