Ao Bing was reborn in Jiuhe Bay and met Nezha, the God of Death.
The two men struggled with each other on the spot.
Ao Bing's hands were tied up by Huntian Ling, his legs went weak and he fell towards Nezha.
Nezha was suddenly thrown to the beach by Ao Bing.
Nezha's heart: Old enemies meet again, kissing each other on the corner of the mouth?
Ao Bing (making a loud roar):? ? ?
Ao Bing (embarrassed): The lips of the murderous god with a poisonous tongue are so soft?
Ao Bing was homeless and met a boy in red named Xiao Ou in Chentangguan.
Xiao Ou took him in.
The two became good friends...
Nezha accepts the mission of heaven to deal with the ghost fetuses causing trouble in the world. Ao Bing pursues them all the way and perseveres.
Who would have thought that one day, the two of them would accidentally fall into the love charm of a flower demon, and they would fall in love with each other all night long.
After Ao Bing woke up, he ran away in a hurry. A few months later, he found out that he was pregnant with a dragon egg belonging to his old enemy Nezha.
Ao Bing traveled through the sky thunder and traveled to dangerous places, hoping to shed the evil seed in his belly.
Unexpectedly, he bumped into Marshal Zhongtan who was returning from a mission.
The person standing in the clouds is filled with murderous intent, unparalleled beauty, and the scorching flames all over his body make it difficult to look directly at him.
Nezha stared at Ao Bing's bulging belly: "Are you pregnant?"
Reading guide:
1. Marshal Zhongtan is three thousand years old, and Bing Bing is three hundred years old. If you want to eat a mouthful, you will be in trouble.
2. Nezha is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, but in fact he is extremely aggressive!
3. A sweet and supernatural love story that combines family affection~
4. It's probably because an old enemy accidentally had a one-night stand and ran away with literature.
Note: The sentence "An old enemy cannot become a wife" comes from the Internet meme in brackets below.
[An old enemy is an old enemy! An old enemy cannot become a wife. Once you become a wife, you can no longer look your old enemy in the eyes candidly and tell him that I am going to kill you! If you become a wife, you can only huddle under the quilt together at night, and then get into the hotbed of desire and love! So the old enemy can only be the wife! Oh no... I mean! So the wife can only be an old enemy! Sorry... I mean! An old enemy is an old enemy!
I think this stem is delicious, and it just matches Nezha and Ao Bing, so let's write about it! !
Next book: "After Ao Bing went down to earth to dress up as a woman and live broadcast"
In modern society, gods descend to earth to play and find jobs one after another. Huagai Star Lord Ao Bing descends to earth to play live broadcast dressed as a woman, and his life is quite free.
Nezha was on vacation in the human world recently and fell in love with a beautiful anchor with blue eyes. With a wave of his hand, the marshal of Zhongtan swiped 999 carnival points and rushed to the top of the list that night.
Even more coincidentally, a month later, at the peach dinner held by the Queen Mother in the human world, Nezha met the beautiful anchor whom he had always dreamed of.
The peach blossom wine was intoxicating, and the two of them had a drunken mess...
After Ao Bing woke up, he ran away in a hurry.
Nezha was so drunk that he couldn't remember what happened last night.
A year later, the cry of the little dragon cub was heard during Ao Bing's live broadcast.
The barrage went crazy.
"What? The anchor actually has a child?"
"Young single and unmarried mother?"
Ao Bing simply admitted it and took out the little dragon cub to show everyone.
Nezha has become autistic and has returned to workaholic mode. He is either fighting and killing or on the road to fight and kill.
Until one day I met Yang Jian.
Yang Jian was confused: "Nezha, I saw Ao Bing's child yesterday, but why does his child look like your own?"
Nezha: "???"
This is a lighthearted and funny article~
Intention: love and hate, a difference of thought.