The unfair social rules of the Zerg race, in which males are superior to females, have ruined the glorious lives of countless female insects.
Ryan would rather die of mental violence than live in embarrassment at the feet of those useless males.
After Ryan's death, he became the protagonist in a heart-throb stock buying article and participated in the popular variety show "Horror Castle".
In the pilot film of the program, the guests staying in the castle together are all either rich or noble, a cold-faced boss, a gentle prince, a top-notch beauty in the prosperous age, a cool artist...
Ryan, who only has bangs longer than his eyelashes, wears black-rimmed glasses, and has a rather sloppy image management, is the most inconspicuous presence on the show.
Netizen: "How did Ryan, who looks like a nerd, get into this variety show? I can do it!"
"At first glance, the popularity is at the bottom 23333"
"This show is terrible. Ryan looks so weak. Just quit and let me go! You will be scared to tears, little brother."
After the program is officially broadcast.
Late at night, the boss was frightened by a long-haired, long-tongued female ghost, and his cold mask broke into pieces. He screamed and was woken up by Ryan.
Ryan touched the female ghost's hair with an expressionless face: Your hairstyle doesn't look good, can I help you cut it to look better?
The boss watched as Ryan cut her hair short little by little, losing the ability to cover the bloody and scary face of the female ghost, and ran out of the room screaming.
Prince Gentle got up early in the morning and lifted the quilt, and was instantly frightened by the skeleton next to him who had not known when he had slept with him all night.
Ryan was woken up again, and he held the skeleton in his arms in a daze, patted it, and coaxed softly: Did he scare you? He woke me up too, I was sleepy, let's sleep a little longer.
Prince Gentle punched himself in the heart, and stars suddenly appeared in his eyes: I must have not woken up to see such a terrifying scene.
The gentle prince does whatever he wants in his dream: Ryan, skeletons don't look good. Just hold me to sleep, I look good.
Ryan thought about it and threw the skeleton on his bed and got into Prince Gentle's bed: You are quite good-looking.
Netizen: Oh my God! Ryan, you are the scariest ghost in the castle! !
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Until one day, Ryan beat the monster with his bare hands. In order to facilitate his performance, he threw away his glasses, took off his shirt and revealed his beautiful muscles. His posture in the battle was fierce and handsome!
When Ryan casually brushed his sweaty bangs back his head.
Only then did netizens discover that underneath the nerdy appearance, there was such a beautiful face! !
Netizen: Ahhhh! Ryan's wife! Take off your pants by the way! Don't let clothes limit your ability to fight monsters! "
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One month after the show aired.
Netizen: "They are all pursuing Ryan's wife! Ryan's wife is my QAQ"
"I advise my Ryan wife's suitors not to go too far! What you are participating in is "The Castle", not "If You Are the One"! ! "
"Prince, don't think that I can't tell that you pretended to be scared by a ghost and stuck it on my wife! You are so green tea. "
The tyrant Shang Mao is handsome and domineering. Everyone in Vanlos wants to seduce Shang Mao, marry into a wealthy family, and reach the pinnacle of life.
However, the cold-faced boss put down his body and coaxed softly: "Baby Ruien, are you awake?" I'm going to give you the most expensive helicopter, and I'll fly over there and go on a date with you, okay?
Netizen: QAQ you are bullying me because I can't afford a big gray machine QAQ
Prince Odin inherited the face of the most beautiful queen of Chris. He has the most dazzling beauty in the Chris Empire. Men are not as handsome as him, and women are not as beautiful as him. All the people of the Chris Empire want to be his princess.
The gentle prince begged: Baby Ryan, I love you, only you, just look at me, okay? Don't you like the prettiest people? Apart from my face, I also look good in other places. Do you want to see it?
So, Ryan very rudely started to pull off his clothes...
Netizen: Damn it QAQ, you bully me because I'm not as good-looking as you QAQ
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Later.
Netizen: "Ryan, a being who has conquered tyrants, princes, top figures, and artists, and surpassed them all! "
"Ryan opened a listed company, became a princess, entered the entertainment industry and became a top traffic figure who has dominated the charts for many years, and is also the most mysterious sculpture artist Xun Che. Wife, I am not worthy of you. "
Netizen: Woohoo! Ryan's wife is all-powerful! !
Odin: He is my wife.
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Wedding night.
Odin held the tired Ryan in his arms: Darling, everyone is scared in the castle, why are you not scared at all? You don't even give me a chance to protect you.
Ryan: Because I've lived in real hell.
1. Because of the unbalanced social rules of the Zerg, the female Zerg is really miserable. I feel very sad, so I wrote an article to redeem the little pity.
2. The ability to be unruly and rebellious, the violent beauty is subject to X, the gentleness, the sinister strategizing, and the prince's attack
Purpose: You deserve to be loved by the whole world.