[A lazy but deeply vengeful, universally adored bottom x a jealous, black-bellied top]
Yu Ning was jokingly called the world's laziest person by his friends. If he could sit, he wouldn't stand; if he could lie down, he wouldn't sit. He lived like a retired old man.
Maybe even Heaven couldn't stand it anymore, because it dropped a System right on his head.
It was called the Universally Disliked System.
The System had assumed that a Host this lazy would just give up and let others walk all over him. It never expected Yu Ning's hidden trait to be that he never let a grudge go unanswered.
World One: The foolish young master whose adoptive brother stole his place
His adoptive brother took his family, parents, and friends. Yu Ning didn't care. He just wanted to move away and deal with the unbearable illness afflicting him.
But his adoptive brother kept pushing him, until Yu Ning couldn't take it anymore and hit back hard. Then his illness flared up right there, and he clung to a passerby, craving the intimate contact that would satisfy him.
The System screamed: Take your hands off the protagonist!
World Two: The emperor trapped on all sides
Yu Ning was reborn as a young emperor beset by troubles at home and abroad, stripped of all power, and destined to take the blame and die with his country. He lay flat and enjoyed the perks of being emperor.
But his internal and external enemies squeezed away every last chance he had to survive. Yu Ning smiled faintly, left behind a journal he'd just made up on the spot, faked his death, and eloped with someone.
The System broke down: Get back here! The protagonist's group is tearing itself apart and they're about to die!
World Three: The stand-in for the beloved
He was treated as a replacement, expected to be at their beck and call and do all the hard work without complaint. Yu Ning couldn't do it. He ignored his sugar daddy's calls and messages, then ran off with the money.
The sugar daddy flew into a rage and sent people to hunt him down. Yu Ning didn't panic at all. He became the real beloved, kicking his sugar daddy and punching his friends.
The System howled: Stop hitting them! You're going to beat the protagonist to death!
World Four: The Demon-Subduing Bell
Yu Ning became a righteous Demon-Subduing Bell, imprisoning the demon clan for ten thousand years and enduring the torment of its power. He went on strike, and a Demon King appeared out of nowhere.
Then the people of the immortal realm came to punish him. Yu Ning broke free of his celestial bonds and ascended to godhood on the strength of ten thousand years' worth of merit.
The System lost it: Happy now? They'll all have to kneel before you!
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Reading guide:
1. The author is sensitive, so please don't tell them how to write.
2. Corrections are welcome!
3. The characters' values don't represent the author's.
4. Hugs and kisses for all you lovelies!
Synopsis captured on April 8, 2025.
Theme: Work toward the life you want.
