Little Geto Saves His Dads from a Bad Ending

[Upcoming: Wuxia Crossover: Huh? I'm the Ultimate Villain?]

When Xia Youyin got home from school, he saw a note on the door written in bold, flamboyant characters: [Kid, your old man and Jie went on our honeymoon. Go mooch food off Yaga and Shoko. ⊙﹏⊙]

There was more, left unfinished: [Gojo, don't do that. Xiaoyin, while Dad's away, be good and eat your meals... Gojo! Stop pawing at me.]

Xia Youyin sighed, used to this by now. Forget it. He was already used to his deadbeat dads.

Suddenly, a flash of white light, and Xia Youyin vanished.

[Ten Years After Abandoning the Cat]

The Cult Leader Geto flew over Jujutsu High with his family, riding a flying cursed spirit he had subdued not long before. The school alarm went off, and everyone at Jujutsu High rushed out.

Among them was a certain cold-faced strongest sorcerer.

The Cult Leader Geto looked at the strongest sorcerer with an exaggerated smile. “Satoru...”

Suddenly, a little white-haired, blue-eyed boy in a dragonfly-patterned kimono appeared in front of the Cult Leader Geto.

The Cult Leader Geto's eyes widened. Good heavens, this kid looked so much like his best friend.

Xia Youyin gazed at the Cult Leader Geto and Teacher Gojo with shining cat eyes. “Dad Geto, you deadbeat white-haired dad, weren't you going on your honeymoon?”

Everyone: Huh? Who? Gojo and Geto? For real?

Upcoming: [Wuxia Crossover: Me? The Ultimate Villain!!!]

Xie Zhenfeng was the youngest disciple under the head of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. Young, exceptionally talented, and undefeated under heaven by the age of sixteen.

One day, as he hugged his sword and sighed over the loneliness of being peerless, he was struck by a System that fell from the sky and transmigrated into a wuxia world.

The System rubbed its hands together. “Host, bind with the [Villain Roleplay System], and reaching the pinnacle of life will be no dream. All you have to do is earn the ultimate title, ‘You Truly Are an Evil, All-Doing Villain,’ and you'll receive an unparalleled divine sword.”

Xie Zhenfeng nodded quickly. “Sure, sure.”

The moment the System got a good look at Xie Zhenfeng, it was horrified. “Wait, who are you?”

The person I was supposed to bind was the Ten Thousand Swords Sect's refined and elegant senior brother. A villain like that would create contrast and make things interesting.

Xie Zhenfeng: “I am Xie Zhenfeng, the greatest swordsman under heaven!!!”

The System was so anxious it jumped up and down in its System space. “Aah! How could it be this menace?”

It knew Xie Zhenfeng. He was a training maniac who cared about nothing but martial arts and swords. The entire Ten Thousand Swords Sect avoided him.

The greatest swordsman under heaven had no guile. You had to speak to him plainly. How could someone like that possibly play a convincing villain?

But the binding was already done, so the System could only grit its teeth and issue a task.

System: “Host, see that wicked old woman up ahead, about to disfigure a young girl? Hurry up and steal her lines and actions.”

“Say: [Heh, you call yourself a villain? Let me show you what a real villain is like.]”

Xie Zhenfeng charged over with his sword in his arms. “No problem.”

He knocked the wicked old woman to the ground with one strike, planted a foot on her back, raised his head, and coolly delivered the line.

The System screamed, “Wrong, wrong! You hit the wrong person!”

The next moment.

System: [Ding! Task complete. Received the beginner title “So This Is a Villain.”]

Wicked old woman: Damn it, this guy is even more vicious than me.

Young girl who had nearly been disfigured: This guy definitely isn't a good person.

System: ...That counts? How useless are the villains in this world?

A man dressed in women's clothes stood on a rooftop, watching the commotion below, a half-finished embroidery in his hand. “There's no way this bunch of fools will find me.”

The next second, Xie Zhenfeng dropped from the sky, snatched the embroidery from the man's hand, and tore it to shreds.

Xie Zhenfeng: “Pathetic. Your embroidery is ugly, and so is the person you're looking for. How dare you call yourself a villain?”

He kicked the man straight off the roof, and the man landed right in the hands of the soldiers who had come to arrest him.

Xie Zhenfeng: “See? That's what a villain should do.”

Man: What kind of villain is this?

System: [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Received the intermediate title “A Truly Qualified Villain.”]

While spending the night outdoors, Xie Zhenfeng met a lunatic rolling around on the ground, begging him to hit him.

The lunatic blinked his peach-blossom eyes and grabbed his sword. “Hurry, hit me.”

The System was excited. “Host, go for it! Beat him up and earn your villainous reputation.”

Xie Zhenfeng tied him up instead. “My senior brother told me that people like this are sick. You just have to tie them up for one night and they'll be fine.”

He even considerately wiped the lunatic's sweat. “Don't worry. I'll cure you.”

After enduring a whole night of this, the lunatic thought: This man is so vicious.

System: [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Received the intermediate title “What a Vicious Villain.”]

Gradually, Xie Zhenfeng made a name for himself in the martial world.

The evil path called him an evil supervillain and told everyone to run the moment they saw him. The righteous path called him Hero Xie, who punished the wicked and upheld justice.

If Hero Xie had never been born, the martial world would have been plunged into eternal night.

Xie Zhenfeng was very satisfied. “System, see? I'm the ultimate villain.”

System: ...Fine. I'll say it again: the villains in this world are all trash, trash.

A spirited young swordsman with an unconventional way of thinking, gong ☆ A deeply troubled shou

CP: Young Master Jiu

Theme: Where there is a will, there is a way