A Lustful Ghost Gets Tricked into Enlisting in an Otome Game

Click to see how a lecherous clown grows step by step into a legendary savior of the world! You Wuyong transmigrates into a romance game set in a matriarchal sentinel-guide world. Armed with a status screen, she awakens as a Grade G guide and is drafted into the military. Food and lodging are covered, the pay is great, and she gets to lie flat and admire cybernetic hunks. Unfortunately, trouble comes one thing after another. First, she's suspected of being an insectoid spy because she likes men. Then, sentinels considered beyond medical help come back from the dead in her hands thanks to her unique purification ability. She receives a ten-million bonus, but also finds herself in danger, hunted by a genuine insectoid spy. What a vicious enemy, and what enormous bugs! You Wuyong gets beaten until she runs away with her head in her hands. So much for the promised carefree, happy life! Romance game, how dare you trick a lecher into enlisting! Waaah, the chosen heroine from the game description, please come save me! I'll be your most loyal little sister! Workplace fights? Exams? Military academy tournaments? Battlefield fights? Stop fighting! Please, stop fighting! If you keep this up, the lecher will evolve into the first SSS-rank guide in history, all for the sake of world peace and justice! You Wuyong sees that other guides have such cool and powerful mental abilities: healing, storage space, disguise, teleportation, clones... So why, when it comes to her, does she get the ability to cook brains and hearts, lungs, livers, and kidneys? What's that supposed to mean? She doesn't plan to be a five-star chef, and she definitely doesn't want people mistaking her for a pervert. Before she was specially recruited into the world's top military academy, her superior gave her a grave warning: "Whatever you do, don't let them know you like men." You Wuyong looks around and sees lilies blooming everywhere, while the air is filled with the scent of oranges. Seriously, romance game, you tricked me about this too! Sorry for being the kind of heartthrob who fights on the opposing team: During the globally livestreamed military academy tournament, You Wuyong uses her bizarre ability to go from being underestimated to making a powerful comeback. She becomes a hot new star, and her inbox gets stuffed with messages from admirers around the world. You Wuyong: "Did my inbox get a virus? It's blocking the notification that my tournament prize money came in." Genius commander (female): "You may have forgotten the ten years we spent getting to know each other and staying by each other's side, but that's okay. No matter what happens, we'll always be together." You Wuyong: "Sorry, I have amnesia and brain damage. I don't understand what you're saying, smida." Head of the inspectorate (female): "You're my suspect. You aren't allowed out of my sight." You Wuyong: "If you've got the guts, shoot me dead today!" Yandere top-tier star (male): "Just wait until I'm of age, and I'll give myself to you completely." You Wuyong: "So? You're saying it doesn't matter whether I'm of age? Just you wait. I'm calling the police." Green-tea beauty (male): "What do I have to do to win your favor?" You Wuyong: "Brother-in-law, what are you saying?!" Shoving everyone aside, You Wuyong shouted, "Never underestimate the bond between me and the insectoids!" Reader's guide: 1. This is an ensemble story with many female characters. The heroine isn't the strongest. 2. No male lead, only male supporting characters. They're all pure, with one-sided crushes on the heroine and not much page time. No shipping the men with each other. 3. !!! The insectoids are mutated insects that exist in real life. They may be mildly frightening, but before they appear, there will be warnings both in the author's notes and chapter comments. Chapters will be marked with an "@" in the title. If this isn't to your taste, feel free to stop reading or skip ahead at any time. 4. The setting is entirely fictional. Please don't read it as a commentary on reality. Theme: All living beings are equal