A cause for universal celebration! The most troublesome little minx in all of the capital has finally gotten married! Men throughout the capital can finally relax!
Duan Mianzhu isn't happy at all. All he did was break his dad's antique vase, so why is he being forced to marry some old man he doesn't even know?
Dad is so mean! Fine, I'll get married! I'm the capital's number-one little troublemaker for a reason.
If you dare marry me, I'll make you divorce me.
Fang Yao's life has been rather unsettled lately. His new wife is far too much trouble. Since they got married, every time Fang Yao comes home from work, he has to face a scene of utter destruction.
Like... a chair with a broken leg and an entire cabinet of shattered bowls.
Just thinking about it makes a vein throb in Fang Yao's temple.
Strange, why is it so quiet at home today?
Fang Yao slowly opens the door. The little rascal is lying obediently on the sofa, fast asleep. Perhaps the sound of the door wakes him, because Duan Mianzhu's body twitches and he looks at Fang Yao through bleary eyes.
Unless he's mistaken, there's even a glimmer of drool at the little bully's mouth.
Duan Mianzhu: Oh no! My divorce plan...
Fang Yao: Hehehe, he's so cute.
A simple little scene:
One affectionate afternoon...
Duan Mianzhu: Sob, you pervert! I told you to stop, so why didn't you stop? (Punches and kicks.) I-I-I want a divorce!
Fang Yao: (Patting someone's back to calm him down.) All right, all right, darling. Even if we get divorced, can we still be friends with benefits?
Duan Mianzhu: ...?
A note from the author:
A super, super, super short sweet story about falling in love after getting married first. Treat it like a little bedtime story~
Theme: For the love and peace of the world
Although, can human voice shatter glass?
A sweet text before going to bed, both of them are so cute [Spread Flowers]
I should watch it at night, it's so sweet, it's perfect as a cookie before going to bed [Spreading Flowers]