[A shou who only wants to make money every day x a semi-literate gong who wants to fool around anytime, anywhere]
Jiang Wen was a miserable 996 wage slave. After an accident while mountain climbing, he lost a stretch of his memory.
That memory didn't seem important, but Jiang Wen realized that his current 996 life wasn't quite like it had been before.
For example, every winter he felt an urge to hibernate, and every spring he felt another inexplicable urge.
One night, while Jiang Wen was absorbed in taking care of things by himself, someone knocked on his door.
Jiang Wen pulled up his pants and opened the door. A tall man stood outside, dressed in rags and reeking from head to toe. He was holding an egg.
Jiang Wen: "Who are you?"
The man asked, "You don't recognize me? Did you lose your memory?"
Jiang Wen: "Yeah."
Under the dim yellow light in the hallway, Liu Jiucheng's pupils slowly narrowed into golden slits. He flicked out a long, red forked tongue and smiled sinisterly. "I'm your husband. Your husband's home, and you don't welcome me?"
The egg in his arms immediately cried out excitedly, "Mommy!"
"..." With a bang, Jiang Wen shut the door, his face expressionless. "Trying to trick me into buying another talking egg!"
*
One day, just after Jiang Wen brought the child home, he was pinned down on the bed.
Liu Jiucheng slowly unzipped his pants and asked, "Baby, do you want it thick or thin?"
Jiang Wen was exhausted. "I want to eat first."
Liu Jiucheng said, "Forget eating for now. I know your heat is here. Honey, let's have a second baby first."
Jiang Wen slapped the snake away and cursed, "A second baby? Your son's homeroom teacher saw his homework and suspected he had a severe intellectual disability, and you're still in the mood to have another one?!"
Liu Jiucheng looked completely serious. "How could that be? I did his homework."
Jiang Wen howled at the sky. "My top-university genes!"
[Reading Guide]
* Jiang Wen is the shou, and Liu Jiucheng is the gong.
* The couple raise a child together. They do not have a second baby.
* There are lots of original world-building details, so please don't nitpick.
Theme: Cherish animals and treasure your family
