The Homophobic Straight Omega Who Was Shared

Li Huaici, who was thirty years old and highly myopic, died suddenly after working overtime for 48 consecutive hours. Then he traveled through time and bound to the beloved wife's Omega system. He wants to conquer her husband Chen Yuanshan and give him a child. The question then arises, Li Huaici is a straight man! He also nourishes the stomach! But now that the matter has come to this, Li Huaici can only treat time travel as a job and work hard. Although Chen Yuanshan has no feelings for him, his parents regard him as a vampire, his husband's family regards him as a pregnancy machine, and there is also an extreme and gloomy illegitimate brother-in-law Chen Yan who always stares at him. How can we get divorced if we just make do with it? Since we don't have a marriage certificate, we will owe millions in liquidated damages if we run away. The system urged him to get pregnant quickly. He took off his glasses and saw that there was no distinction between humans and animals, men and women, brothers and sisters, so—— So his eyes darkened, and when he woke up, he lay on his brother-in-law Chen Yan's bed. The air was filled with the fusion of pheromones permanently marked on his head during the susceptible period, and he was chanting words like "I love you more than my brother". Li Huaici, with his straight male mentality of being a brother and a father, in turn comforted his brother-in-law: "It's my fault that I didn't teach you well." At this point, Li Huaici was caught between the two brothers and was too busy. "Wait a minute, is this baby I'm pregnant with my brother or my brother?" Permanently marks the day it was discovered. Li Huaici left home after purifying himself, and was saddled with a lot of debts. With an injury all over his body and a limping leg, Chen Yan kissed Li Huaici openly for the first time on the street: "What my brother gave you, I will give you double." Li Huaici's troubled days finally subsided. As a result, Chen Yuanshan's favorability towards him soared due to his departure, and he even came to seek reconciliation. The two brothers fought again. Li Huaici calmly cooked a table of delicious dishes in the kitchen and said, "Let's eat first. Wait, where are my glasses? Who of you two is my husband now?" Chen Yuanshan: Arrogant Tianlong, an old-fashioned man Chen Yan: I can be my brother-in-law, who is a slutty idiot, has extreme low self-esteem, and has no sense of morality. Advance payment: "Poor Fool Shou" Copywriting: The words that Zhang Neng heard the most were: "Poor fool." He is mentally retarded, has no memory, has no relatives or friends, and cannot speak. But he was very beautiful, and soon became the most valuable "gift" in City A's Vanity Fair. Anyone who has enjoyed him will, without exception, say: "Zhang eh, eh, so pitiful." Zhang Huan looked over confusedly, as if asking: "What is pity?" - A new gilded prince has arrived in the political and business circles of City A—Shen Zhulian. At the welcome banquet on the first night, people from all walks of life lined up to welcome me, and those who wanted to curry favor were fighting for fear of being left behind. While they were drinking and drinking drunkenly, a very beautiful boy appeared beside Shen Zhulian, and the boy followed him into bed. Shen Zhulian expelled and warned him again and again, causing the beautiful boy to be afraid of him to the point of convulsions, but he suppressed his fear and cried to please him again and again, as if if he didn't do this, he would be beaten severely if he went back. Shen Zhuqian had no choice but to indulge. After the beautiful boy finished his work, he left without an identity or a name. What he left behind was the business card of a company executive. It didn't take long. Shen Zhuqian became a well-known playboy in the circle. It was rumored that he spent all day and night in business clubs, drinking and drinking, and throwing money around like water. Shen Zhulian: "Find someone who is very beautiful, like a fairy." The other party understood immediately: "Look for Zhang uh-huh." Shen Zhulian asked: "What's this name?" The man explained: "Because he couldn't speak and could only moan in bed, he was named Zhang Hmm. I don't know which guest gave him the surname Zhang. Anyway, he has been using it like this." Shen Zhulian: "It's pitiful." Someone echoed: "Yes, it's really pitiful." Zhang Neng was led away by him with a confused look on his face, still not understanding the meaning of "poor". One ordinary morning, Zhang Neng woke up from the familiar arms, that person held him in his arms, and the good morning kiss and the sun fell on his cheek at the same time, gently warming him. The man said: "Zhang uh-huh, why are you so cute? So cute." Zhang Humph looked at the man and tilted his head. Some questions trapped him. So he tried to speak for the first time, using unskilled lip shapes and an untuned voice, and said awkwardly: "You called me wrong, I am poor Zhang Hmm." Shen Zhuqian asked seriously: "Who taught you to talk about yourself like this?" Zhang Neng pointed his hand and said smoothly as if he was holding a grudge: "You, call me pitiful." Attack the clean and save the wind and dust A sickly idiot with a poor memory, Shou is a father and a mother who controls the field and attacks. 1V1 from beginning to end, no cannon fodder attack involved. Mission: Brave people enjoy life first