[Third-person narration]
I was cosplaying Dazai and had just set out for a convention when I blinked and found myself at this round table. The toy gun in my hand had suddenly grown heavy.
Facing the terrified looks of everyone else,
all I wanted to say was: I'm really not a terrorist!
After the System issued its first mission, it kindly gave each of us a golden finger.
A gacha system called "Play Dazai Osamu" suddenly appeared before my eyes. The pool sparkled with Dazai Osamu cards of different attributes. The most eye-catching of them all was the N card at the very bottom: [Student Dazai Osamu].
As for why it sparkled the most, that's a question for my rotten luck.
Out of all those SR and SSR Dazai Osamu cards, I actually pulled a useless twelve-year-old Dazai Osamu card with N-rank stamina, A-rank intelligence, and R-rank looks!
It came with six whole debuffs, like something out of a rules-based horror story. The worst one was: Study for at least four hours every day, or you will involuntarily go to a river and stay submerged for at least half an hour.
Somebody save me! I got this kind of card on my first instance. How am I supposed to survive?
Tell me, how is a twelve-year-old kid forced to study four hours every day supposed to clear an instance?
Even if he's Dazai Osamu, it's still impossible!
First instance [Reversed Jujutsu Kaisen]:
[When you enter a Jujutsu Kaisen world that is normal by day but has reversed factions at night, what methods will you use to give the sorcerer faction an overwhelming victory?]
And in this world, unlucky me and the other players had all become cursed spirits.
A twelve-year-old special-grade cursed spirit, [Student Dazai Osamu]? Sounds interesting.
How am I supposed to explain to everyone at Jujutsu High that I'm not here to destroy them, but to join them?
By day, I have to outwit the sorcerer Gojo Satoru. At night, I have to face off against the cursed spirit Gojo Satoru. Every day, I'm fighting tooth and nail to survive!
It's fine. I'm only a twelve-year-old middle schooler, after all.
What are you babbling about? I don't understand. Time to nullify cursed energy.
With me leading the way, the sorcerers are sure to achieve a great victory~
Second instance [To be determined...]
April 4, 2025
Theme: Follow your heart.
