How to Win the Heart of the Heartless Dao's Untouchable Beauty

The leader of the Hehuan Sect had been feeling a little troubled lately.

The neighboring Heavenly Sword Sect had produced a prodigy who practiced the Heartless Dao. At a young age, he had already reached the Nascent Soul realm and was undefeated among the new generation of cultivators. As a result, the Hehuan Sect's disciples had lost the sect competition's top spot to this Heartless Dao practitioner, after holding it for years.

After losing first place for two years running, the Hehuan Sect leader finally couldn't sit still. He decided to send a disciple to disrupt the Heartless Dao prodigy's cultivation, ideally leaving him so devastated that he would lose all interest in the sect competition.

But the disciples with excellent charm arts were all tied up for one reason or another. The only one they could send was the sect's most useless little disciple, oo.

The leader thought it over and over. oo might be useless, but he was undeniably beautiful, so he gritted his teeth and summoned him.

Leader: oo, your master is sending you next door to seduce the Heartless Dao prodigy, unsettle his Dao heart, and make him fall head over heels for you.

oo: Who? Me?

Leader: Don't worry. When he tries to kill you to prove his Dao, your master will make sure to rescue you.

oo: ???

*

Unable to disobey his master's orders, oo reluctantly began his clumsy seduction. After several attempts, he not only failed to seduce the man, but the Heartless Dao prodigy saw right through him.

oo could only cling to the Heartless Dao practitioner's arm and plead: Big brother, I'm begging you, big brother. Just pretend I seduced you, okay? Otherwise that old man will never let me graduate, TAT. Big brother, if you agree, I'll do anything for you, sob sob.

The Heartless Dao practitioner lowered his eyes to look at the exquisite little beauty clinging to him and curled his lips into a faint smile. "I suppose it wouldn't be impossible. I hear the Hehuan Sect's charm arts are the height of bliss. Let me try them, and then I'll consider it."

oo: Huh?

*

Later, oo succeeded. The Heartless Dao prodigy really did fall head over heels for him, and brought over a hundred carts of spiritual treasures and magical artifacts to the Hehuan Sect to ask for his hand in marriage.

The sect leader was overjoyed. Patting oo on the shoulder, he praised him: "That's my good disciple! Teach your senior brothers and sisters, too. How did you manage to seduce this Heartless Dao practitioner?"

oo stared blankly. "I just... breathed?"

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A silly beauty who hooks people without realizing it, bottom

A fake-cold, genuinely devious man who bites at the first hint, top

He's teasing, he's laughing: a lighthearted, silly romance that probably won't be very long.

Theme: Sincere kindness will bring you love.