[Crossover] The Strawberry Cake Murder

One day, a certain doctor in Chaldea had a dream. In it, a strawberry cake monster made him promise, under duress, that he would never betray strawberry cake in this lifetime, and that he would eat it at least once a month until he died to prove his devotion.

When he woke up, the strawberry cake monster's curse came true.

Because he saw his young "self" lying in his bed. Note: completely naked.

The next second, alarms rang throughout Chaldea.

Everyone, from a certain golden king to the Master, learned one thing.

Their acting commander in Chaldea really did like Solomon a lot.

The person in question could only express his anger with three dots.

P.S. The protagonist is that completely naked thing, not actually Solomon. It might be narcissism, but since this isn't really Solomon, it isn't narcissism either. Just writing for fun, so OOC warning.

Theme: At the end of a dream lies reality.