Wearing books to escape from innocence and being funny vs heartthrob Bai Qiehei and bad water attack
When Xie Juehuan opened his eyes, he found that he had become the ultimate cannon fodder in Haitang Wenli.
Ending: Human pig set meal (including VIP marinating service)
Death target: The protagonist of Flower of the High Mountain, Mo Jingyu
"It's so good. It's Haitang's article. Straight men are hopeless."
System comfort: Don't be afraid! After the plot is over, I'll let you fake your death!
She declined Huan Xin and said it was okay, but the next moment the system issued a list of suicide missions...
Death Mission 1: Secretly administer spring medicine
Death mission 2: Male! Tune!
Death mission 3: If there are three of us, I will be the one who gets wet
Xie Juehuan: Thank you, it's already cold. In order to survive, he cautiously took advantage of loopholes.
Task 1, Xie Xuehuan poured the medicine into his mouth and covered himself tightly with the quilt: "I forced myself! Mission accomplished!"
System: "... You are such a clever little guy."
Task 2: Public whipping and training, he waved the whip to hit the top: "Spin faster!"
In mission 3, he lay down wet. He refused to pour a bucket of water over himself, and smiled evilly: "Is it wet enough, baby? I can also spray a rainbow!"
Cannon fodder brother: "Brother, the way Mr. Mo looks at you... There's something wrong."
In the last prison scene, Xie Juehuan confidently locked the door. As a result, the protagonist had a spring drug poured down his throat, and he was so confused that he didn't know what the world was like!
Xie Yihuan collapsed: "Where is the abstinence system that we agreed on? Is this a fucking hungry wolf? I'm quitting this!!"
System: "Ding! The mission is completed, now turn on the death escape function——"
A year later, Xie Juehuan sat up in shock and said, "I have become a good person! I have really become a good person! I will never seek death in the future!"
When he looked up, Flower of the High Mountain was playing with his "corpse": "100% mission strategy? Have you had enough fun with the system? Now it's my turn."
Everyone said that the person who imprisoned him had a change of heart. Mo Jingyu sneered, thinking that his acting skills were poor.
Until that night, he heard Xie Juehuan wailing into the air: "System dad! Is this task done by humans?!"
Then a strange voice sounded: [It is detected that the host is inactive, and electric shock punishment is initiated]
So, for the last task, he personally gave an enhanced version of aphrodisiac to Xie Xie Huan, who was conscientiously following the plot, pushed her onto the bed, and read the lines in Xie Xie Huan's mind word for word: "Since you want to pursue excitement..."
"Then I will accompany you to carry it out to the end."
Purpose: Cherish life and stay away from restrictive texts!
