New article in the column: "My wife has been coveting me"
The big beauty's dank male ghost master's wife is attacked x the pretty and cute sword spirit is sent | 1v1 double c
PS: Master and Master's Wife are fake Taoist couples!
Gong chose to be his mother just to be close to Shou (no)
This article:
Paranoid and waiting for the right path to attack vs. Unrestrained amnesia, the devil's joy and suffering
Nonsensical front page copy:
How to conquer the Flower of High Mountain? A three-step guide to taming a cold beauty
Click to collect and follow "108 Reasons Why the Devil Has Back Pain"
Step 1: While the flowers are still young, rua like crazy!
Step 2: After amnesia, flirt to death
Amnesia buff to protect the body, full of flirtatious words:
"The Immortal Lord's waist is so soft, what kind of skills did you practice?"
"What a waste of a cold face, give me a smile"
"You look more energetic when you are angry."
Consequence: Harvest Fiery Gag ×10 + Immortal Binding Rope ×1
Step 3: Run away after sleeping
Tips for running away from a professional scumbag:
Lift your pants quickly
Be handsome when you look back (but don't really look back)
If you say harsh words, pull her down (but don't shake your legs)
Serious version copy:
In his previous life, Gu Yinjiu was so worried that he was in charge of heaven and earth, and wanted to save the common people. But in the end, he became what everyone said was a heretic, and lived a miserable life.
After rebirth, he realized: What is the right path? Riding a donkey and drinking wine is really fun.
That day, I was touring the mountains and rivers with a dog's tail grass in my mouth, but I was stopped by Xueyi Xianjun in the street——
Gu Yinjiu was puzzled: "Sir, are we familiar with each other?"
The beautiful young man's expression was like the first coming of frozen snow: "Does it count as familiar after sleeping with him?"
Later, Gu Yin held his sore waist for a long time and finally thought of this cold and cruel Immortal Lord...
She was actually the little beauty who would blush even if she was slapped on her head!
At that time, everyone was shouting and beating him, and he knew that his life was not long, so he just did nothing and slept with people, just to have a good time.
Now looking at the cold beauty in front of him, Gu Yinjiu looked up to the sky and sighed: God's way is reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven.
You always have to pay back when you go out to hang out.
Everyone said that Su Fuqing was a gentleman, but no one knew that he had a secret.
He has been in love with the "devil" that everyone reviled since a long time ago.
He personally built a tomb for the man and slept with his blood-stained old clothes every night.
Five years later, this heartless bastard faked his corpse.
Remember the people of the world, but forget him.
His usually indifferent eyes were completely infected with paranoia.
He decided to kidnap the person back first and slowly "help" the person recover his memory (ps: seven days and seven nights)
*Shou was once injured by a scumbag, Xiao Su redeemed him
* Attack and receive double cleansing
Intention: Do what you think is right and bravely pursue what you love
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Does this count as an eight-carriage wedding?