[Harry Potter] Hallie's World

Content warnings first:

Harry, Ron, and Ginny are gender-swapped to Harri, Roni, and Jin.

The CP is undecided, but currently leaning toward a chaotic mess. The main candidates are Draco, Sirius, Jin, and Tom.

Malfoy is her first love, but they break up soon (little Malfoy still has a place among the CP candidates).

The plot of roughly the first twenty chapters overlaps heavily with the original, so you can mostly skip it.

Miss Harri Potter, Queen of Snark, invites you to enjoy: The Art of Language

Warm and Fuzzy Version:

As a child, Harri Potter made three wishes: to make a friend, to fly, and to see her parents.

When she was eleven, all three wishes came true.

She loves magic.

Chuunibyou Version:

Hi, I'm Harri Potter. Every morning, when I face that handsome face in the mirror, I ask myself one question: Do I have to save the world again today?

Walking through the Great Hall, passersby scream for me. Neville and Seamus are already fainting with happiness at my handsomeness.

I enter the classroom, and my desk mate goes wild for me. Malfoy has been throwing me bedroom eyes so hard his eyes are twitching.

I start a match, and the upperclassmen cheer for me. The boys and girls of all Four Houses prostrate themselves beneath my flying broomstick.

What can I do?

Today is another day of saving the world.

What, you ask what I did?

I existed.

Fluffy Version:

Hi, I'm Potter, the one with the wildly messy hair. I'm not James Potter, that's my dad. I'm Harri Potter.

You want to know where the fluff is?

Allow me to introduce my godfather: Sirius!

Romance Version:

1) Godfather route (might be written):

On a stormy night, lightning flashed outside the window. Harri sat on the carpet and suddenly remembered the child she had been, locked alone in that house at Number Four, Privet Drive, with no one to hold her.

She opened her arms toward the door. "Come here, Sirius."

At last, his hesitant posture gave way to resolve. He ran to her and fell into her arms.

In that almost suffocating embrace, Harri whispered, "Together, only together can we make a family."

"A real family."

2) Draco route (might be written):

"Oh, thank goodness. You've finally remembered you have an injured boyfriend." Draco leaned against the bed, his face pale, and spoke sarcastically.

Harri looked at him silently, as if examining an item that required careful consideration. Draco gradually grew uneasy in the strange silence.

After a long moment, she said, "Let's break up."

Years later, Draco Malfoy lay in bed, propped up on one arm as he looked at his wife in exasperation. "Do you remember that, Potter?"

The person in question guiltily turned away. "You're so petty."

Wasn't it because he was so infuriating?

3) Gender-swapped canon pairing (might be written):

At a family reunion, Roni, who had always thought the world was crazy, asked her younger brother, "When did you fall for Harri?"

Fred and George joked around. "He fell in love with Harri the moment he was born! Mum's bedtime stories were all about a little heroine battling the Dark Lord."

"No." Amid the teasing, Jin raised his head. "Second year, when she saved me in the Chamber of Secrets. That's when I fell completely in love with her."

Harri turned to look at him. He said firmly, "You told me not to be afraid that day. Harri, that's when I fell completely in love with you."

4) The twins route (confirmed not happening):

"Guess who?"

A pair of hands covered Harri's eyes. She didn't even need to think: it had to be her mischievous husband.

"Oh, this is so hard. Who could it be, darling, Fred or George?"

Mr. Weasley sprang out from behind her. "I'm the one who's your darling! Just me!"

Harri: "I thought about it, and your brother's pretty good too. You look exactly alike."

His brother: "Hello, darling."

The real darling went berserk on the spot. "NO!"

5) Diary route (might be written):

"Disobey me, and I'll kill you."

"Everything we've been through was fated."

Harri thought they were two flowers blooming on the same vine. As their power ebbed and flowed, hatred and resentment entwined them. They stood at opposite ends of the scales, and if either of them left too soon, they would both perish. A cruel joke of fate, a fleeting illusion: everything had been decided before it even began.

His voice hissed like a snake, tempting Eve in the Garden of Eden to eat the apple. He said, "You'll never escape me. We'll be together forever."

Starring Harri Potter and Roni Weasley, along with their hard-done-by friend Hermione Granger, the biosphere they love to roast, and special guest lecturer Mr. Snape.

Also known as: Throwing Bedroom Eyes at the Blind; I Save One Little Boy Every Year; Talk Show or Save the World, That Is the Question; I'm Just That Heroic

Theme: Harri saves the world with conviction